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July 28, 2003

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa… Hold the

— Posted by John Campea

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa… Hold the Phone a second…
First things first:
– If you don’t know who Bruce Campbell is: You Are Dumb.

Next, as it may seem, has posted that Bubba-HoTep is being released!!!! I don’t know who picked it up, but I REALLY want to see this sucker. It’s the one movie I would’ve harmed very old ladies at the Toronto Film Festival last year to see. I dictate that you see it.

It’s Elvis in an old folks home with crazy people fighting evil mummy forces. Yes, it’s true. Read it again if you like. But if that plot line doesn’t create the need to hold yourself so you don’t wet your pants, nothing will.

Okay, FINE.. if you STILL don’t know who Bruce Campbell is, you will probably know him as the wrestling ring announcer in Spider-Man. — But you should really know him from other lesser-known, yet more life changing films.

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  • Colin

    Not seeing a Bruce Campbell film is like not seeing the Godfather. You may not like
    it once you’ve seen it but at least you gave it a shot. Oh who am I kidding, Bruce
    Campbell is the king. All should know and love his movies. It’s just that simple.

    That’s it for now…

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