3 Fast 3 Furious? Thrice Furious, Thrice Stupid? Triple Fast with Triple X?

I’m going to have to excuse myself after this post to go punch myself flush in the crotch for at least an hour.

I just saw this news bit on television so I simply had to research it, and lo and behold, Countingdown.com has caught the news and so has Yahoo!…

Fresh off the assembly line at ‘The Plant for Flaccid Ideas’, a subsidiary company of ‘Guys Addicted to Pot Who Lie About Their Penis Size’, comes the new, fresh and horribly lame idea: Fast and the Furious Part 3. Sick.

Countingdown.com’s Article. and Yahoo’s Article.

2 Fast 2 Furious had my Razzie vote for “Poorest Excuse For An Actual Movie” in 2003. (That’s a real category folks, click here) And now this. I’m very curious what on earth they’re going to call this, I mean, since their use of the number 2 in the last title was so clever, of course. I suggest ‘The Fast and the Furious: Kill Yourself’ or maybe ‘2 Fast 2 Furious Too’ or ‘So Lame my Ass Hurts’ or ‘I Have Lights Under my Car and I’m a Date Rapist.’. I don’t know, they can use those titles if they want.

So Vin Diesel is currently tugging on the bait line for being in this one. Which is the only hope for getting the dullards who haven’t figured out they’ve been shown the same movie twice already, in the door for a third one. 2005 Razzie Noms start today in my book.

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89 thoughts on “3 Fast 3 Furious? Thrice Furious, Thrice Stupid? Triple Fast with Triple X?

  1. If theres a 3rd movie, i’m sure i’m going to watch it like milions of people in the world. 9 in every 10 man loves cars and i’m sure 8 of them are going to watch this movie and at leat 6 are going to pay the ticket to see it.

    the histoy of the movie isnt very important, the most important in the movie are the cars, speed driving skills….

    but the only thing i ask for the 3rd is that it could be more realistic!!! please!!!

  2. Im only posting here once.

    Fuck most of ya’s i own an exact replica of the skyline but with way better shit in it at the Adelaide international raceway it ran 8.7

    Go on tell me that Aint Fast

  3. guys and gals.

    The movie might be low budget,it might have its flaws but the end of the day people go to see it for the cars,the babes, and the sound,it is not all about the plot of the movie.Some people don’t give a damn about the plot and watch the movie because they would like to own or see a car like that.

    and for all you arsewipes that think the honda s2k can’t keep up with a skyline.come to SOUTH AFRICA.we have a little suprise in store for you try a nissan 1400 bakkie that run’s a 8.5 seconds quartermile.or mazda bantam that runs a sub 8 seconds quartermile.any car can run a sub 10 seconds quatermile it depends on the mods and how the car is setup.

    we have golfs and opels running low 10’s.

    so guys stop dissing the movie(but holding on very tight to the crotch everytime one of those hot girls walk past.if you don’t like the movie don’t watch it.nobody really gives a damn about what you think

  4. It seems I have stumbled on this post a long time after the movies have been released, but it needs a further comment. First, this movie is not one you are going to walk away with some interesting insight and find a new meaning in life. It is simply a way to detach your brain and forget about life. Whether the director is good or not is not my call. I don’t have the time or energy to know about each director, nor do I really care to.
    About the vehicles that are in the films. I would be PISSED if I were Mitsubishi!! To have the floor boards of the vehicle fall off when the vehicle was going less then 100 mph is horrible. As an ex street racer I laughed at every Eclipse that came near us after the movie, wondering if the floor boards really would fall off…..
    Next, the thought that anyone in a little foreign car would square up against a 900 HP blown muscle car with a japanese car is hysterical. When we raced there were the racers and the talkers. We all know who the racers are and the talkers were hard to miss. All the stickers, wings, fins and HUGE exaust pipes that went from a 1 inch pipe to a 8 inch tip…. hysterical!
    Lastly….. I liked the movie for what it was inteded. Disconnect my brain and fill my face with popcorn! The flame throwers on the cars, the shopping cart looking wings on the cars and all of the rest was for the current groups of younger kids that like that crap. If there is a next episode I would hope they would be a bit more realistic, but then again that would sell as many tickets!

    Speed Safely!
    http://www.DomainPet.com

  5. Anyone who doesn’t like the movie is crazy. It’s the best. I love the cast in both of the movies and I just love the cars. Imagine if they sold cars like that in real life l’ll differenly buy one. I love the cars paul vin’s and tyrese drives. I would love to see the third one only if they were in it. I probably won’t. I would be very upset if none of them were in it. I hope everyone is complaining about this. I want them in it.

    Mia and Monica should be in it too.

  6. Hey guys, I’m an S2000 2004 model owner and I have to tell you that they are wickedly fast without mods. I’ve burned a few of our local “racers”…although obviously I don’t speed. Ahem.

    However, I’ve seen videos of street races of an S2k against various other cars, and the S2k has been modded, and they are even faster. It is surprising. As most are saying it depends what’s been done on either side.

    Still, the underlying issue is, it’s only a movie. Yet they’ve chosen to place this movie in a very technical and knowledgeable world where, for the participants, it is about technicals and speed. So it’s only right that it should come under such close scrutiny.

    For those not involved in the world, they just like or hate the movie for what it is and not too concerned with the reality.

    So live with the two different viewpoints, there’s no point someone like me (a non street racer) trying to argue with a street racer. They know the facts more than me so they will critique the film from a technical angle and I’ll just look to see if my car is in it and the movie entertains.

    My S2k is stunning though. ;) Oh, and it’s not pink!

  7. quote:
    I mean they had an S2000 keeping up with a Skyline in the second one…makes no sense. Both were spewing flames out their talepipes meaning they were running ridiculously rich and not using near the amount of power they could make if tuned properly. How about in the dvd for number 2, where is shows Paul Walker getting his skyline from some country gas station or whatever the hell…yeah, there are plenty of them just lying around…Another thing that drove me crazy about the first one, is that scene where they had broken into the competitions shop full of civics without engines. The asian guy proceeded to go on about getting “A couple of SR-20 motors” for their civics. That is a freaking nissan motor idiots, no one puts that into a civic. So I ask…how is it that they were able to do enough research to know that the SR20DET is a popular motor in the tuner world, yet not notice its for a different car all together…it just does not make any sense.
    end quote:

    well your wrong, an looks like you dont know that much after all. well to begin with it is just a movie, they have to let them keep up, and an S2000 could keep up wiht a skyline, depends on what sort of modifications are done to both. If you were so worried about match ups you should have seen the main race in the first one, a eclipse, civic, integra and RX-7. the eclipse and rx-7 have a huge advantage, and the civic guy would not stand a chanse and he was too buisy playing grand turismo to really care tho.

    They are not movies that are meant to be full of all those stupid technical crap like you are taught in school when you have to analyse a movie. It shows the people that would watch the movei what they want to see. great cars, babes and some action. And it does that well.

    I cant wait for the 3rd one.

    im 2 fast, 2 furious, im to fast for you all, ahahahhahahahahahhhahahhahaha.

  8. Opinions vary. There are people that like certain variations. You have your action/ adventure movies that targets a certain group. Same with sci-fi, horror, romance drama, etc. In my opinion, the fast and furious movies were somewhat ok. What I believe should have done was put some well known actors in the movie. I mean know one really knew who Vin Diesel was until 2000 when he came out in Pitch Black. Same with Paul Walker who was in She’s that girl and Pleasantville Both movies had no meaning whatsoever. Same with Michelle Rodriguez
    Now 4 years later they are mega stars. Maybe mix up with modern domestic sports cars, European sports cars and more muscle cars as well. Adn add some well know celebrities in the mix as well. If you want to talk about movies that suck, I think you should draw your attention to those B rated movies that show nothing but tits, ass, and fake sex, with no dialogue.

  9. Dude whatever your name is who was writing on this page about how your going to punch your crouch for an hour after this you must enjoy it because your gay i cant believe you are saying the fast and the furious movies suck you know what you suck because you must not know anything about cars…I have lights under my cars?They’re called neons buddy.So in this case you shouldnt even be watching the fast and the furious movies so go ahead and go punch yourself in the crouch and enjoy yourself.

  10. the fast movies rule if you dont like them you suck, If you want to talk about movies that suck take the lord of the rings those movies realy suck I have never seen a movies that suck that much horse ass!!!

  11. you fuckers better all shut the fuck up because you dont know shit about the actors get it right eve mendes is way finer than you will ever FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! be and vin diesel who came out in the first movie is watever but atleast hees got fame and glory all you fuckin have is an excuse for being lazy ass fuckin hilbilly nigger watever the fuck you are and wish you would have made better choices i know by expirence
    sincerely
    Paul
    walker and you better not talk shit about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. come on di s aint da movie:i new b4 all of use tok da chance but it sounds stupid becoz da movie hasnt came out and really its call the :very fast and very furious
    all of dat crap da guys is saying its bullshit?

  13. I think 2Fast 2Furious was the bomb! I especially like the part when Brian and Ron Jump over the fence to get to the boat and catch Monica and Veron. I really think you guys should make a series of The Fast And The Furious.
    So I’ll Be waiting to see all the Hit Series.
    YOU GUYS ARE THE BOMB!

  14. I think 2Fast 2Furious is the best movie that I ever seen with racing cars. Me and my sister are fascinated on cars that we cut out pictures of cars that are fast, cool, and paste them in a journal. We colect cards of racing cars.
    Well your movie was the bomb!

  15. You know what I watch it because of Paul Walker GET THAT!!!!Yes Vin is a ugly piece of crap and I still think he is a poor exscuse for an actor and nothing can change that so stop trying and butt out my buisness…..

  16. You know what I watch it because of Paul Walker GET THAT!!!!Yes Vin is a ugly piece of crap and I still think he is a poor exscuse for an actor and nothing can change that so stop trying and butt out my buisness…..

  17. Yeah! why the fuck they are complaining about tha cars in da movie. or the fuckin actors.so fucking what? if u dont like the face of vin,why the fuck do u look at it. morons.

  18. ya i so agree the cars kinda look stupid they are not perfect and the movie may have stupid plots but its a damn movie get over and vin is an poor exscuse for an actor he is ugly and paul walker happens to look better and i do give both of them credit for trying to do a good job and it is so not there fault that the movies suck thats the directors fault…and if they do put vin in the third one i am going to be madd because he messes up every movie he is in and it is stupid that they might not put paul walker in it thats going to make me madd to but i get over it thats no reason to write stupid shit on here thats very childish and why do u think that they both made alot of money and the third one probably will to because the cars atract kids(boys&girls)and so do the gurls for (boys) and mostly kids see it and most of them can’t tell there ass from there face and they could care less bout what engines goes in what car and if the NOS parts are fake they like it and its a movie to entertain them and bout street racing killing kids because they don’t know what they are doing yes that is true but thats up to the parent and or themselves to make the choice to see the movie thats there problem and i am sick of these stupid posts….

  19. *~man ya’ll are the stupidest people i have ever heard a comment out of those movies may have not been perfect but damn its a fucking movie all you people who hate the f&f movies are probably some stupid ass nerd looking people who can’t get none and have nothing better to do than fight over a movie and ya the cars may look like “hot wheels” or “cars from the bottom of a cereal box” but they are still cool cars and u don’t even emagine a porsche racing like that it would be really fucking stupid i hate alot of movies but i don’t go around saying stupid shit like that that would be fucking stupid and childish like most of u probably are and yet i agree vin desiel is a poor exscuse for an actor and he is butt fucking ugly and if they putt in in the third one i am just going to go see it and shut the hell up and paul walker is a talented actor and fine as hell but it is just stupid to talk the way u all do and i am so leaving…..~*

  20. i say fuck u to all those fast and furious haterz cuz both movies were good n like ppl said before if u dont like it dont watch it dont complain bout it u whinny lil bitches

  21. The first 2 are all about action, girls, cars. Not the best story plot, but it gives ppl somethin to do during summer with there buddys or girl or boy friends. Its hollywood, everything is more then it needs to be. Its fun and funny to watch.

  22. What the f*ck…. all whinin’ about F&F series except somebody… What’s wrong with those movies.. The were great , and triple fast will be as great as latest or even better…

  23. Damn. Those are lots of complaints and arguments.

    I would say they should make a third Fast and Furious movie, because it’s not like the entire world population will actually have specific knowledge and skills in cars.
    Not all movies have to be 100% realistic. The producers purposely want to change things and get off reality in some places to actually have suspense and shit, otherwise the movie would look like crap. Also, the media and the fans, I’m sure wanted to see more action from the illegal street racing.
    For those of you who don’t like it, it’s probably because you guys know cars too well. I’m not saying it’s a problem, just don’t complain and don’t watch the movie. The movie is suppose to affect the viewers for extreme entertainment, which I believe 2F2F had lots of hype during the movie than the first one. (The beginning was awesome, whether it was realistic or not..) Making a movie is pretty much made around a target audience, but then, there really can’t be a specific target audience because it’s a public movie.
    Oh, and you complain also, probably because you want to show off. Just lay back, man. It’s just a movie.

  24. To Mr. Day-Vuh,

    I am into cars, hot chicks, and good movies just as everyone on here. I agree with every post you have made and on the flip side many of the other posts. The movies were deffinately low budget when being filmed, though I enjoyed watching them. I see movie mistakes all the time, but I don’t bitch, piss, and moan about it for months after the fact. After reading most of the posts here I have come up with two REALLY good answers for this whole F&F subject. (1) The movies had mistakes and poor acting, but overall the targeted audiences enjoyed them. (2) After watching you go-off on these movies for as long as you did, I can only see one thing…. You are way to sexually frustrated. Maybe if you devoted more of your time and energy to the types of “Hot Chicks” in the F&F, some of that sexual frustration would end up where it belongs, like drying in a condom or sliding down the back of a girls throat….Instead of drying on your computer screen or dripping off your keyboard. — Dude, get a grip. Its just an F’n movie. Seriously, get a life.

  25. You dont have to know about cars to know they look like HotWheels. You know, those small diecast cars that kids play with that are decorated in ways that no reasonable human being would want to decorate their car? Yeah. Those.

    Simple fact of the matter is that this movie, and those like it, just promote the stupidity of kids in over priced economy cars with silly paintjobs sitting around bragging about who can beat who with their wee little cars.

    Your increased cussing and obsession these toy cars just proves that you are likely barking like the best of them.

    Forgive my rant, but street racing is stupid. Want to race? Buy a RACE CAR and enter into sanctioned events.

    Bragging about racing in the street is about as stupid as bragging you robbed a bank.

  26. it’s funny reading this! None of you know anything about cars. and for the most part “the page host” you might think fast & furious was bad or even 2 fast 2 furious. but for one to talk shit about the movies and saying you didnt watch them your about a dumb ass if anyone posting believes your ass! your just a stupid ass white boy who sits at home wakes off to britney spears watching sitcoms all day and think you know more than the next about a box office hit! both films (not horrible) made millions even with people like you sitting at home on your pathetic sorry ass typeing bullshit and wasting server space. and anyone who thinks vin is a sorry ass acter can go suck his cock! cause he is still making more money in a months time than your podunk ass could make in a life time. and yes you can put a sr2o in a civic hasport makes the motor mounts and wiring harnesses needed to install it! and you ask why would someone want to do it? skylines are tanks 3400 lbs! you put a sr20 in a civic and can easliy run 10’s with a sorry ass driver! a good driver could run 9’s with 18psi! so before you add any more posts! you dont know shit when it comes to motor swaps!!! there is a civic hatch sitting in north dallas with a viper motor in it! and for the person from japan you ove all people should know that a skyline isnt the fastest car their! 46000 U.S. wouldnt put a dent in the cost of buying a stock gtr34!!! and as far as finding a high end import in a broke ass garage is very possible in the desert. i’ve been through new mexico and seen a ferrari f50 at a used car garage it wasnt cheap. but thats not the point! and i would love to see fast and furious 3 come out! it would be real nice to see some itr’s some ae86’s or even some nsx’s and as far as the supra in the first movie that supra has a 2jz at 16psi putting 1200+ hp to the wheels that charger would have never took it in the 1/4 mile anyone knows that a fully built 2jz in a supra running 16psi would kill a fully blown charger(900 horses)so dont wast your time with all the bull shit about car talk! as anyone reading this can see i’m into cars and i’m a action movie fan!!!

  27. Let me start off by saying, that as a car enthusiest myself, I think those movies did nothing but COMPLETLY bastardise the car scene. Not only did the movies suck, they couldnt even get the car part right. In the car indutry we call those people ricers.

    The movie sparked a national craze for the underground street racing world (did I mention on how thats NOT what goes on in the underground street racing world?) They maid countless of games, and toys only for the purpose of advertising illeagal street racing.

    STUPID KIDS ARE GETTING KILLED, because they go out there not knowing crap about how to setup a car for racing. They get laughed at, and they die becuase they didnt know what they where doing.

    People, those movies are WAY off when it comes to REAL street racing. And they do nothing but bastardise the scene, because idiots who do think what they are watching is real go and do it.

    Hollywood thinks its a game. They are killing kids. THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

  28. Well to be honest, I did think that 2 Fast 2 Furious sucked movie-wise, and yeah some of the things that ‘Jonas’ pointed out about the cars were rather annoying. But i will be watching the third movie when it comes out…Somehow I do still find parts of these movies entertaining!

  29. i couldnt care less about a script for the fast an furious movies. And fair enough some stats might not be right, but even knowing these small details i cant wait to see the 3rd movie!

    the cars r gorgeous, music is great, honeyz to drool over, if u dnt like any of these things then i suggest u get ur manhood removed and dress like a lady. w*nkers

  30. anyone that says these cars suck dont know how to hook up a car because these cars looked tight in 3 they should have brian race like a mustang or a Lamborghini and see how realistic it is

  31. Ok, for those of you bagging the Fast and the Furious flicks, guess you don’t much variety in your life eh? Not all movies are the same and you can’t just judge movies on how the plot/characters develop (thats why you have different genres)… These kind of films are meant to be fun and exciting….(i.e Action) , if you’re not watching it with DTS or Dolby Surround sound then you really arent ‘watching’ it…

    anyways, i hope you’re not as single dimensional as you are with your tastes in films…

    p.s nick steele…. how often do you see young guys driving porsches around with modifications? usually their all older guys with grey hair who like to cruise…. plus the jap cars are cheap to buy n mod … unlike a porsche…. its called “Bang for your bucks” dude

  32. I think youre giving bad comments about these movies couse you just cant drive a car. The only element that these movie got missing is the reality of how cars can go fast and the lack of FORDS but for the rest they great movies, hope thet make the 3,4,5, and show many great cars. We race guys like movies like these, better than a so called ( nearly perfect film) BEFORE SUNSET that is one of the worst movies ever made. ehhh !!!

  33. I think the movie is going to be good
    if it comes out I dont know what they
    can do now. But some of the races in
    part 2 was too far out there but just
    to see cars going fast and hot bitchs I
    am all there so buckel your seat belts and
    hold your nuts and just sit back for the ride
    its going to be fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Hand bags down ladies, its only a film, look not every film is 100% accurate, its just a bit of entertainment, i dont see why you guys are so hard up about some of the mishaps, i dont for some reason see you lot getting out there and doing any better, look at it this way, at least they dont have skodas and lardas on it with cardboard cut out bodykits and hupcaps, iam well in the the car scene and yeah i admit that when Brian Spilner (Paul Walker) blew the welds on his manifold on the first one and aload of spacers came from under the dashboader and the ali floorpan spun outa the bottom i was wetting myself, but come on its only a film, if you dont like it dont watch it simple as that, but if you just want to pick holes in things you obviously got noting better to do, i’ll give you a prime example of a shit film (dude wheres my car) but i watched it once and wont be watching it again.

  35. You people are the stupidest people I’ve ever heard say this shit.The fast and the furius 1&2 are the best movies ever made in car history(beside gone in 60 seconds the 1974 vesion). so all I am sayin is watch the FUCKIN movie a couple of times ya stupid JACKASSES. Peace out Bitches

  36. i dont understand y everybodys hatin on these movies. im a huge import car fan and i think the cars were raw as hell. for all y’all raggin on the movie y u even talkin about it if it frustrates u so much? if u dont like it leave it alone and dont think about it then. and u cant just insult somebody because they like somethin u dont like. i loved both movies and i cant wait till the next one comes out. peace.

  37. man,i¬¥m portuguese, i have a college degree,don¬¥t know much of english…sorry…but what i¬¥m trying to say is :not every people who enjoyed the fast and furious film¬¥s,are stupid,like to talk about their penis or have a great car with many neon¬¥s lihgt¬¥s.I haven¬¥t…i consider myself an intellgent person,i don¬¥t like to talk about my penis and i don¬¥t have a car…but i loved the 2 movies…sure they aren¬¥t movies for an oscar…BUT THEY ENTERTAIN ME…AND I ENJOY O BE ENTERTAINED…once again sorry for the bad writing…

  38. I agree that the plots of both the movies are on the limits of being realistically possible, and there are real bad mechanical errors concerning cars, like a 2JZ-GTE supra TT with an n/a version of the engine in it when they open the hood, a GT-R skyline that is supposed to be 4WD put spins only the rear wheels, without talking about jumping a bridge with a car that is slam to the ground and making it with almost no damage. Anyway, there is still other scenes that are cool and reflects the street racing scene like getting busted by the cops and making a run for it, for the rest I tried to enjoyed it and not focus on the details too much, I’ve enjoyed the first two and will probably enjoyed the 3rd one if they make it. Later!

  39. vin diesel is hot. and you mr. who said he can’t act oh yea you don’t need a looking man like to act good now and days people can’t sing but they there making albums and people who can’t act they are there acting making money do i see you there?
    no thank you. please don’t hate.
    the fast and the furious is good. i am a female that is into cars i have a my own import. they are a beauty and once you visualize the work you want on it it’s all you can wait for.and guys don’t say shes a girl she don’t bout cars oh yea i do. i am anxiously waiting for the 3 part since VIN is in it well more reason for to see it.
    it’s a hobbie so they should make a movie about that hobbie.
    just like people have a hobbie on dancing and they did the movie- breakin-you got served- street beats. everyone is different and we all got different taste and hobbies it’s just like if you think it sucks why are you in here writing on much it you hated cause really if you don’t like it you don’t got to see it so don’t say “oh i hope they don’t come out with it” cause you ain’t got to watch it if you don’t like the set so don’t spoil it for others who really want to see it.
    thanks i am done here luv you all car lovers and all those with a healthy hobbie like cars dancing , reading , etc.
    peace.

  40. I THINK THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS WAS GOOD BUT THE SEQUEL AGH I THINK IT SUCKED BUT I SEE A LOT OF PEEPS HERE HATING. HEY THE FIRST ONE IS GREAT.
    IF YOUR INTO THAT WELL YOU ‘LL UNDERSTNAD IT BETTER. PLUS THE CARS OK THE CARS ARE BEAUTIFUL I GOT A LOVE FOR CARS JUST LIKE SOME MAN WATCH A MOVIE CAUSE JENNIFER LOPEZ ASS IS IN IT WELL GOOD CARS WERE IN IT SO IT’S MORE INTERESTING.
    AND TO THE GUY WHO WROTE ABOUT THE “WIZARD” MOVIE HEY THAT MOVIE BACK THEN WAS GOOD AND NOW I’LL STILL WATCH IT.DON’T HATE ON MOVIES I AM HOPING THE THIRD ONE IS BETTER THEN THE SECOND CAUSE THAT ONE I AGREE IT SUCKED!

  41. i love these movies, but i will agree that they are ‘bad’, only because the shit actors in them. I mean paul walker, vin diesel, tyrese, and ‘luda’! they are the worst actors ever. The plots were shit also. just think about the plot in the second one. that shit would never happen. The movie is also very unrealistic. N.O.S (not NAWWZZ) doesnt look anything like that. And the cars are shit, no one in there right mind would fuck there cars up like that (by this i mean the purple eclipse, pink s2000, etc, etc), I took out a loan for my black 93′ turbo porsche. I would much rather see my kind of car in these films without gay colors and with stupid ass ricer stickers and shit.

  42. Actually, I’ve seen all three movies…

    They’re all called Fast and the Furious Part 1.

    Everyone yelling that they’re only going to the movie to see cars and girls and anything else completely brainlessly male-dominated only proves to me, from their own mouths that I’ve already seen all three films.

  43. Hey I was just wondering…if so many of you didnt enjoy watching the first movie, why would you even bother watching the second(plz tell me its not just to rag on it)?? And in reference to the comment on the “flames spewing from the exhaust”, there are such things as flame thrower kits that are entirely unrelated to fuel/air mixture. Lastly, there are plenty of ways an s2000 can be modded to keep up with a skyline. Both cars were street cars in the movie and probably rounding the 10 second mark. Granted its not the most realistic movie in the world (ex: nitrous scenes exagerated) but I dont think thats what people are looking for when they go see the movie!
    FF3 would be crazy..I for one would definitly go see it.

  44. I believe the correct response is YOUR jealous you can’t live the real thing.

    You see, you LIKED the movie, and LIKE those ridiculous looking cars, which you haven’t noticed, the rest of society thinks looks like circus vehicles. I on the other hand, hated the films — I’m not, as you say “jealous”, but rather I actually don’t like them. At all. In fact, I hated them so much I firmly believe people who like them have a fabricated view of what a good movie is.

    I never said you can’t like the films – but don’t expect me to agree with you.

    And, just to help you try and save money, the studio is going to be feeding you the same movie for the third time…

  45. man some of y’all gotta be on crack those are 2 great action movies what are you jealous because you can’t live the real thing go cry about it but don’t go trying to diminish other peoples view of the movie and for the record vin diesel is one hell of an actor “mike”, plus a third fast and furious would gross so much its not even funny what id like to see though is all three guys in it(tyrese,paul walker,and vin diesel) so all you haters need to get off the haterade!

  46. I think the movie was tight! Even though they didn’t have very good story lines, the fact that they are actually makin the movies for the people that actually like them is awesome. The Fast and the Furios timeline was better than the 2 Fast 2 Furious timeline but neither of them were good. I like the movie because makin a car like one of those is a dream for me and tons of my freinds. I do agree that they weren’t good with the timeline, but the movie is still tight. I can’t wait for the third one to come out. You can’t really say that the third one is gonna be bad because both of the first two had different timelines. Maybe they’ll actually put time into makin the timeline this time. You can’t just guess its going to be bad.

  47. Well, you see “t”, the only reason you’re kicking up a fuss is because you LIKED the film. Good for you. I also didn’t Like Up Close and Personal.

    “y do u all look at all the bad shit in movies.”
    – well, because in this case, there wasn’t anything good about it.

    “just watch it an enjoy it a litl bit…”
    – This is impossible. Enjoying the fast and the furious is like enjoying a ballpean hammer to the nards.

    “and dont giv a fuck who els sees it”
    – I don’t. You seem to though.

    “if u hate it good for u dont watch it again”
    – I’d rather starve before I did.

    “and quit talkin about it”
    – Ever tell the story how you broke your arm/leg/head/face? You probably hated that experience too – but love telling the story. Exactly.

    “of cours not evryones gonna like it”
    – In the same way they don’t like leprosy.

    “an most peopl arent gonna”
    – there’s a reason for that.

    “1/3 of peopl will like it”
    – Well, a 1/3rd of what people?
    A 1/3rd of people who have purple/blue/black lights on/under/in their jokester cars with their downdraft spoilers, front-end spoilers, Audio system decals, modified bass speakers, Oakley shades who hold their arm out the front seat window with their bicep pressed up against the cardoor to try and make their muscles look bigger — yeah .. a 1/3 of THEM might like the movie. but they make up a billionth of the rest of the world who all think they look like circus clowns. – Just so you know.

    “ur not alone live with it”
    – I know I’m not alone. I know many people who agree with me.

  48. y do u all look at all the bad shit in movies.
    just watch it an enjoy it a litl bit and dont giv a fuck who els sees it
    if u hate it good for u dont watch it again and quit talkin about it
    of cours not evryones gonna like it an most peopl arent gonna about 1/3 of peopl will like it so ur not alone live with it

    by the way donald the movies suposed to be out next summer sumtime

  49. What am *I* gonna do?
    -Well, not see it for one.
    – Try not to be too baffled at the fact that people, sadly the same gender as I, will have paid to see the same movie 3 times. If you looked at a single picture of a “bomb” car and then just talked about how big your penis is instead, you’d save a lot of money.

    And hey.. good for your supra.. I’m sure you’re really really happy with it. Don’t assume that everyone, or even anyone cares. “Booya” – or whatever the hell you’re saying these days.

  50. hey man, i got myself a supra and shit you know, thst shit is tha bomb….hey man just you man 2F2F is tight and hoping 2 make part 3……Wat’chu gonna DO??????

  51. awww…. i liked the new star trek movie… i think it was one of the best they’ve made. also, jeepers creepers 2 was awesome, and not just because it had leland palmer and a truck-turned-hookshot.

    i have to say, though, i agree with your general argument. these movies aren’t necessarily “really good” or “works of art”, just “enjoyable” and “entertaining.” i suppose if someone likes the fast and the furious, they have a right to call the movies “enjoyable” and “entertaining” but not “good.”

    also, in my opinion (which, i know, means nothing to people who disagree with it), the fast and the furious is stupid and so is paul walker (i’m just not sure which is more so).

  52. Ugh … Daylight … shudder … I paid theater price for that … thanks for bringing back the bad memories …

    And American Beauty is very definitely NOT a bad movie by any reckoning.

  53. Why thank you for ranting about what I’m free to rant about on my own webpage, that’s very helpful.

    And believe it or not, I’m even allowed to rant about movies that you LIKE! Even if the premise of said movie is a total joke.

    Granted, those other movies you mentioned are quite bad (I’d argue with one or two of them, but almost all of them are quite wretched)……………. …. …………. ………. ……Funny though………I’m not talking about those movies.

    In the same way you griped (appropriately) about those movies, I’m also griping about The Fast and the Furious franchise. And yes, you’re right, the movie has a particular target audience — good for you — Here’s a secret: EVERY movie has a target audience. The fact remains that Fast and the Furious **AS A MOVIE** was garbage….

    Once again, I reiterate: Sure, it had (inaccurate) fast cars and “hot chicks” — BUT! that doesn’t make the MOVIE any good – Good Eye Candy maybe, but Eye candy is not a film. What’s with this movie and its supporters being unable to distinguish between its focus and its quality?

    I like movies with stuff blowing up in them – but that didn’t make Dante’s Peak, Episode 1, Independence Day, Volcano, Daylight, House of the Dead, Needful Things, Battlefield Earth, any recent Star Trek Movie, TripleX or Godzilla any **GOOD**, it just made for a bad movie with the occasional shot of something blowing up.

    Learn to tell the difference man.

  54. ya friggin idiot.since when does a movie have to be intelligent for one to enjoy it?what about s.w.a.t? that movie was pathetic,what about american beauty? intelligence on werid fantasies and sexual frustration? troy? a movie about a bunch of idiots who kill for stupid reasons? what about terminator 3?a 3rd instalment full of shit.stank so bad if saddam hid biological weapons anywhere it must have been heidi and arnies ass.the movie was bollocks.what about scream2+3? did you complain about those too?no plot no reason but yet they still came into exhistence.along with them you have urban crapy legend, final destination2,jeepers shitters2. bottom line sicne you make yourself out to be a man of intellect you forgot one simple thing.different movies have different audiences.obviously fast and furious was aimed at car lovers, party people and people who want to relax and just enjoy a simple fun movie.if ya dont like it go hire out something like star trek.might be more tantalising for your knowledge thirsty mind!

  55. i thought the second one was OK.

    i live in japan, and i see skylines way cooler than the one they showed…all the time. all the cars were pretty crap. the cars in that movie werent so great at all. For about 46,000 i can go down to a place called Onix and buy a 650 hp Skyline, some movie director should be able to afford to even just borrow a better skyline than that.

    and if they go put that numbskull vin deisel in the 3rd movie, it’s gonna suck. that guy can’t act… at all. He tries, and i’ll give him credit for that… but he sucks. He ruins every movie he’s in.

  56. Considering that the films are targetted to 14 year old boys I doubt that the huge majority of people who like the films have ever set foot in one of those cars, never mind owning one.

    And jay / dan … read the post directly above yours. Posting under two names fools nobody around here. We can tell where the posts come from. Feeling a bit insecure about your position and overcompensating perhaps?

  57. I think this is bullshit, everybody complaining for nutting. man u guys couldnt see a good movie if it was right in front of u. I think they should make a third movie,since the first two were great so go for it and make a thrid movie with vin deisel and paul walker

    Thanks bye

  58. Ive listened to a couple of idiots complain about the movie 2 fast 2 furious and laughing about the idea of a third movie and im tired of it. The only reason you guyz are complaining is because
    your jealous about the cars you see. You can’t get
    off your lazy asses, get a job and soup up a car so you just sit there and complain about the ones who do. GET A LIFE!!!! the fast and the furious, and 2 fast 2furious, were great and the third movie will be too so go for it, make one with paul walker vin deisel and tyresse.

  59. WOW… those last two messages are intense. Although it really defines the intellect this movie seems to cater to. Mind you, they’re horridly left by the same guy. (both I.P.s being 205.215.222.242 in case he wants to scream that it’s two different people)

    Granted, you might be all “hella tight” and “in the holla” with all “yer peeps” about cars and what not – but who cares. I’m not talking about cars. I’m talking about a horrible, horrible and horribly made MOVIE. Learn to separate the two young grasshopper. — Besides the fact that the REAL car lover a few posts up already has shown, that as far as modified cars go, F&F is horribly innaccurate to the point of ridiculous.

    But I’m sure you knew this already because of your extensive illegal underground racing experience.
    *Yawn*

  60. the F&F were the shit man…fuck ya haters shit ya be hatin on street racers man, yarather have those dumdass nascars racer that go around in cricle shit…i agree with on one shit that movie is tha bomb for us asians….

  61. Jonas & Not a whiner,

    Okay, well first, “Not a whiner”. – I don’t think Jonas was ‘whining’, he’s pointing at glaring inaccuracies about cars within a film that is.. well, about cars. He was “whining” about as much as a teacher “whines” when a student hands in a bad paper. As far as who’s going to go see it, I’m sure the two of you are, but you won’t see me there, – not too sure who you were talking to in your last sentence..

    And for Jonas –

    As for inaccuracies, keep in mind this is a Rob Cohen flick you’re talking about. Well, the first one anyway. He’s not known for accuracy. In “The Skulls” – a simply horrid movie, after learning that a large python was waiting for a main character, the character responded with “Would this python be poisonous?”

    – Sadly, no one decided to do the simple checking that *NO* pythons are poisonous. I gave up on Rob Cohen flicks at this point.

  62. The problem with the two movies made already was not the cars…as there were actually some pretty sweet ones in the movies.

    It was simply the fact that all of technical specs were completely innacurate, so for people like myself, who would have enjoyed the movie based solely on it containing some nice cars, we were tearing our hair out, trying to understand why the writers could not even do 5-10 minutes of actual research before writing the script.

    I mean they had an S2000 keeping up with a Skyline in the second one…makes no sense. Both were spewing flames out their talepipes meaning they were running ridiculously rich and not using near the amount of power they could make if tuned properly. How about in the dvd for number 2, where is shows Paul Walker getting his skyline from some country gas station or whatever the hell…yeah, there are plenty of them just lying around…Another thing that drove me crazy about the first one, is that scene where they had broken into the competitions shop full of civics without engines. The asian guy proceeded to go on about getting “A couple of SR-20 motors” for their civics. That is a freaking nissan motor idiots, no one puts that into a civic. So I ask…how is it that they were able to do enough research to know that the SR20DET is a popular motor in the tuner world, yet not notice its for a different car all together…it just does not make any sense.

    Stupid F&F…

  63. Oh dear oh dear. That’s not a comment about the first two “fast” films being great is it?

    I mean yes, they were in focus. Which is a start.
    But seriously, c’mon think clearly for a second. You have to separate your car hobby from the distinction of film quality here.

    If you like cars, fine, but that only makes a poor film interesting to watch for you. I liked playing Super Mario Bros 3 when I was in grade school, and sure, that gave the movie “The Wizard” a few really cool parts, but I have to admit that the film was terrible despite my opinions on the focus of the film.

    You have, however hit the nail on the head. They took three ingredients (that contain no plot-based ideals) that the producers knew would get swallowed by id-based males and surrounded it with 90 minutes of useless film — TWICE!!

    So granted, the argument of “hey that’s what I want to see” is fair enough, but it isn’t fair to call a “movie” great, when you could be getting the same “effect” by surfing the web -FOR FREE!- alone with the door locked. – I mean if you WANT to pay for it twice, be my guest… And never fear, you’re getting the opportunity to do it a third time.

  64. what is your problem?!
    the first 2 “fast” films were great!
    they got all the elements a nice action movie needs for young (mostly male) people:
    hot cars, hot babes, and fast action scenes..

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