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March 30, 2004

Calcium Kid Trailer: HEY LADIES! ORLANDO BLOOM WITH NO SHIRT ON!!!

— Posted by John Campea

Ah yes…..The words “Orlando Bloom Topless…” I can see the quivering fingers of horny teenaged girls sending the web hits into the stratosphere already.

I actually have no idea if this movie will be released in North America – I imagine it will be eventually, but it seems likely that the current release is slated for, what DVD junkies would refer to as “region 2″. Or UK & Europe for the lay person. Here is the Trailer for it anyway.

What looks like a rather well done comedy action flick, Orlando Bloom plays a small, stringy little boxer who’s about to take on the undefeated champion of the sport. His only advantage is his lifetime milk consumption, which has given him bones that are tougher than chaos math. That’s about all there is to draw from the trailer so far. And I’m sure the overanxious lady fans haven’t even read this far anyway.

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29 thoughts on “Calcium Kid Trailer: HEY LADIES! ORLANDO BLOOM WITH NO SHIRT ON!!!

  1. KATIE you need to calm down ok and think about wut you said orlando does NOT look like a girl he is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ISNT FINE HE IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE LOLOL :)

  2. OKAY first of all who ever says orlando bloom is ugly you are CRAZY or blind he is the sexiest man ive ever seen my life i luv him!! Orly if you ever see this I LOVE YOU!!! <3 <3 Marry Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. i fukn hate orlando is is a fukd up ugly cunt i hate him so much i have a book on how ugly he is hahahah itz great u no orland still looks ugly whn he looks like a chick hehehehehe i love my book nd I HATE ORLAND THE UUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLLYYYYY FUK. lootz a lv katie

  4. *MAJOR ORLIGASM*
    [he gave me my first orgasm u know]

    RAWR.
    FUCK ME, ORLANDO.

    GOD HE’S SO FUCKING SEXY AHH.
    I WANT TO LICK HIS BODY UP AND DOWN.
    HE CAN LICK ME TOO.

    AND AND YEAH.
    I NEED TO GET MY VIBRATOR AND WATCH TROY NOW K.

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