Jennifer Garner and Gollum — Together at last. No, for real.

That’s right kids. On screen. Together. It’s a match made in my butt, but there it is. Kinda.

13 going on 30 is in post-production through Sony pictures and will be released later in April this year. It stars Jennifer Garner who plays a 13 year old who wishes she was a grown-up and lo, it comes true.

“Hey, wait a sec, didn’t they make this movie with Tom Hanks?” — Well, yes, yes they did. But you see, Tom Hanks is a BOY.. Jennifer Garner is (quite a) Girl. Big difference. That changes everything. In a round-a-bout shady type way.

One thing I will give The Trailer, it does have its perky moments (tiddy-boom) – and they did a bang-up job casting the 13 year old version of Miss Garner.

Oh yes, and then there’s Gollum. No, seriously. Gollum is in it. But he is cleverly disguised as a human being who likes to call itself Andy Serkis. I believe his role is actually quite small in the film, but they did put him in the trailer. — Probably because they figured nerds such as myself will discuss this fact and give them more free advertising. …Yeah right, as if anyone would fall for tha…. oh…… wait second……

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2 thoughts on “Jennifer Garner and Gollum — Together at last. No, for real.

  1. Bonjour Jennifer je m’appelle Aissata Ba dite Mami Ba j’ai vu ta photo sur internet yahoo epuis tu me plaise beaucoups je te dirais que meme si on c’est pas vu face √ɬ† face sache que je t’aime et je t’aimerai pour toujours je suis Mauritanienne mon numero de telephonne est de 002226765828
    Donc porte toi bien je t’aime, je salue tout on entourage et bien des choses √ɬ† toi
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