Here it is, Oscar night. The whole reason we do this silly website comes down to this. The Academy Awards. We love the movies, they love being in them. I’m happy with that.
John will no doubt have a list of winners soon and how he predicted it would turn out, but here is my less thought of, yet (in my opinion more fun) list of awards that I would like to give out.
Most Tastless Joke/Gag – “Look at us, the top of a San Francisco Wedding Cake!”
– Robin Williams in a Tux holding hands with Billy Crystal.
Worst Dressed Male – Oscar – He’s NUDE
(I didn’t see any strangely dressed guys – Backstreet Boys were not invited to perform)
Worst Dressed Female – Tie
Uma Thurman (was that a bathrobe?)
Dianne Keaton (Even Annie Lennox wore a dress)
Most Revealing – Angelina Jolie (is it cold in here?)
Biggest Let Down – Johnny Depp not winning
(just because I would have liked to have seen an action/comedy actor win Best Male)
Politically Incorrect Moment – Robin Williams
On the Red Carpet, Mr. Williams started to make a joke about oogling revealing formal gowns on the ladies involving something about “midgets” before correcting himself and saying “little people” then gaggling they are just Hobbits. Then when he realized he was stumbling out of control, he cussed. Prime time National Television. No one will care.
Now I am not all evil. I do have a few Best’s to add from my personal opinion.
Best Dressed Male – Johnny Depp
(no, im not a 15 year old girl)
Best Dressed Female -Tie – Liv Tyler & Jennifer Garner
(Jenny Hosted the Tech Awards, shes a superspy, and a superhero – Every fanboy’s dream girl)
Most Glamourous – Charlize Theron
Most Heartfelt Award Speech РTie РRenée Zellweger or Charlize Theron
Funniest Presentation – Jack Black and Will Ferrell “You’re Boring”
Most Impressive – Lord of the Rings winning EVERY category they were nominated for.
Hope you all had as much fun with the Oscars as we did.
Line of the night- Jim Carrey when Blake asked him to hold his Oscar: “Really? Are you sure? They don’t let me have these things.”
I still think it’s a crime Carrey wasn’t at least nominated for Man on the Moon.