Santa’s Slay

santagoldberg.jpgOh my goodness. Every once in a while I come across a film concept that is so ridiculous that I can’t wait to see it. Santa’s Slay, staring Bill Goldberg (yes, the former wrestler) is coming soon. And wow… what an idea.

according to the guys at Filmrot, the idea is a simple one. Santa Clause is actually the son of Satan (said with my best Church Lady voice). Yes, that’s right, the Lord of Darkness. Anyway, Santa Clause isn’t the sweet loving jolly old elf that we think he is. Oh no. The only thing that has kept him behaved for the last thousand years is a pact made with an angle… but that pact is about to run out this Christmas eve, and Santa will be free to begin his merderous rampage! I LOVE IT!

I DARE you to tell me this isn’t a hilarious idea. No matter how bad the movie is, I’m going to have fun watching it.

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17 thoughts on “Santa’s Slay

  1. I seen this movie on tnt the other night and it was funny as can be and a very good movie in all reality. The only tyhought that came to me though is that there was already a movie called this mentioned in another movie, Ernest saves christmas, the movie that was being filmed on that movie was called santas slay and it was about a murding santa I think. but any who it is a good movie and I would like to find out where to get it on dvd so I can watch it around christmas aswell

  2. I was a cast in this movie and I had the chance to meet Bill goldberg.Im a huge fan of Goldberg. so look for me in the movie im the one who gets killed by Goldberg.

  3. I worked in the hotel in Edmonton where the cast and crew were staying. They had a blast filming this movie so I am sure it will be great. I am very excited to see you on film Doug! :)

  4. I’ve always been no.1 fan of bill goldberg overseas but i’m not giving such an comment because of that.I think this is an great idea and this will be a brilliant movie to watch something different from all other santa movie.Also goldberg is getting another chance to prove his acting skills That is ofcourse after the great performance in universal soldier 2.go for it guys.

  5. this year when santa looks over his list it wont be to see whether people have been naught or nice but to see, “Who’s Next!” if you catch my drift.

  6. hahaha, this looks great!!!

    oscar all the way!

    reminds me of that segemnt at the start of scrooged with bill murray where Santa has an m-16 and leads the elves to freedom….only this sounds way, way, way better.

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