The 2005 Razzie Awards

I don’t know why, but I almost look forward to the Razzies as much as the Oscars. For those of you who may not know, the Razzies “honor” the worst films of the year. So now, I present to you the 2005 Razzie nominations (the “winners” are announced the day before the Oscars):

WORST PICTURE
ALEXANDER (Warner Bros.)
CATWOMAN (Warner Bros.)
SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2 (Triumph Films)
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS (DreamWorks)
WHITE CHICKS (Columbia/Revolution)

WORST ACTOR
Ben Affleck / JERSEY GIRL and SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
George W. Bush / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Vin Diesel / CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
Colin Farrell / ALEXANDER
Ben Stiller / ALONG CAME POLLY, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL,
ENVY and STARSKY & HUTCH

WORST ACTRESS
Halle Berry / CATWOMAN
Hilary Duff / CINDERELLA STORY and RAISE YOUR VOICE
Angelina Jolie / ALEXANDER and TAKING LIVES
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE
Shawn & Marlon (The Wayans Sisters) / WHITE CHICKS

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Ben Affleck & EITHER Jennifer Lopez OR Liv Tyler / JERSEY GIRL
Halle Berry & EITHER Benjamin Bratt OR Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN
George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / NEW YORK MINUTE
The Wayans Brothers (In or Out of Drag) WHITE CHICKS

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Carmen Electra / STARKSY & HUTCH
Jennifer Lopez / JERSEY GIRL
Condoleeza Rice / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Britney Spears / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Sharon Stone / CATWOMAN

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Val Kilmer / ALEXANDER
Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger / AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE
Donald Rumsfeld / FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Jon Voight / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2
Lambert Wilson / CATWOMAN

WORST DIRECTOR
Bob Clark / SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2
Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader / EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING
“Pitof” / CATWOMAN
Oliver Stone / ALEXANDER
Keenan Ivory Wayans / WHITE CHICKS

WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL
ALIEN v PREDATOR (20th Century-Fox)
ANACONDAS: HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (Screen Gems)
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAZE (Disney)
EXORCIST 4: THE BEGINNING (Warner Bros.)
SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (Warner Bros.)

WORST SCREENPLAY
ALEXANDER, Written by Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle and Laeta Kalogridis
CATWOMAN, Written by Theresa Rebeck and John Brancato & Michael Ferris and John Rogers
SUPERBABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2, Written by Steven Paul and Gregory Poppen
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS, Written by Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont and Jeffrey Ventimilia & Joshua Sternin
WHITE CHICKS, Written by Keenan & Shawn & Marlon Wayans and Andy McElfresh, Michael Anthony Snowden and Xavier Cook

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21 thoughts on “The 2005 Razzie Awards

  1. I think if critics of the catwoman film saw catwoman as a superhero like”batman”etc..instead of the original villanesse,you would definitely have a totally different perspective of the whole movie concept.We (family and friends) enjoyed it.

  2. Bush does a pretty awful job as acting as president so his nomination is understandable.

    As far as Alexander and Catwoman are concerned, Alexander should win (or lose depending how you look at things)due to it’s acting and directing talent alone.

    And those people who expect historical accuracy in film…you need slapped.

  3. Alexander: Anyone who like Oliver Stone has never touched a history book or had a clue who Alexander was may have enjoyed this one.

    Catwoman: An obvious excuse to show off Halle Berry’s goods. They succeeded.

    Superbabies: Dumb for anyone over 8 years old. But that’s the target audience and the 5-8 year olds probably liked it.

    Surviving Christmas: Most Christmas comedies suck. This one doesn’t stand out that much.

    White Chicks: ? Ok I can’t think of an excuse. It was just a bad movie with bad performances. I can√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t imagine anyone liking any part of this movie. A Winner!

  4. I didn’t see 4 of the 5 nominated movies… Come on, who would when even the ads can’t make them look good. The one I did see ‘White Chicks’, was by accident with a group who decided at the last minute to see it against my objections. The Wayans deserve to win this not only by sheer weight of how bad most of what they’ve done has been but this being their ultimate steaming pile. Who is funding the stuff they do and why doesn’t it stop.

  5. i also think that ben stiller shouldn’t be nominated for worst actor his movies were great i think that only Envy should be nominated that movie sucked! Also i saw catwoman and it wasn’t that horrible liked the critics say it was.

  6. oh my god, a colin farell fan… c’mon he is ugly and he isn’t talented… i hope he’ll win!!! he has made a lot of bad movies and alexander is the worst!!!!! i think he deserves a razzie this time, it’s obvious!!!!!!!

  7. whoever decided to do this awful degrading awards idea should at least just stick to the ppl that obvioulsy deserve it.
    Colin Farrell is an amazing talented actor that has been casted in a lot of roles, every single one he was great in. dont be jealous cuz the ladies luv him- with that aside you know he is talented he should not be nominated fuck whoever said that..this razzie shit is a joke anyway u nominated ure president? for a documentary…LOL

  8. I agree that having “actors” nominated for Farenheit 9/11 is ridiculous, regardless of your political opinions. They are not actors, it’s a fricken’ documentary. (even though that has been argued by some)

    Yes, I get the irony of the nomination, but the Razzies are for crappy projects greenlighted each year.

  9. Having anyone nominated as an “actor” for Farenheit 9/11 is a piece of political garbage on your part. Apparently you guys aren’t above that. It’s a shame.

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