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Jessica Simpson Does Jackie Collins
Non-Actress Jessica Simpson just doesn’t want to take the hint. Totally confused why some studio won’t hand her a serious role, Jessica has taken matters into her own hands (Many of you are wishing your penis was named “matters”), and bought the movie rights to the Jackie Collins novel “Lovers and Players“. Gosh, I wonder who she’s planning on putting in the lead female role?
The good folks over at Cinematical give us this little tid bit onthe project:
Lovers and Players tells the story of a billionaire who summons his three sons to Las Vegas in order to make an announcement about their inheritance. Somewhere mixed in is a 19-year-old waitress named Liberty who aspires to be the next Mariah Carey.
Oh surprise surprise! A music celeb who is going to make a movie about a character who wants to become a music celeb. Gee Whizz… never seen that before have we.
Look, I’m sorry to come off so harsh, but it has to be said: Someone needs to tell her to wear her tight little outfits, smile with those beautiful teeth and shake her titties for 3 minutes at a time in her music videos and stay the hell out of movies. She’ll make more money than I ever could in 8 lifetimes. Do all of us film fans a favour and leave the art of acting to real actresses.
if i evever meet her, i will be sure to tell her what you think.
miles:
Something tells me that, if you ever met Jessica you would have other things on your mind than to preach the cause of John Campea… :)
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At least she isn‚Äôt spoiling other people‚Äôs money on the project… Until she proves to the world that she can act, which I think never will happen, she have to live with her past mistakes and the bashing of all her future projects.
I hope this never sees the light of day.
I don’t like Jessica Simpson as an actress. I saw Dukes of Hazzard and it was terrible. If she wants to prove she can act then let her do this movie and see what happens. In my opinion I’ve never liked pop singers getting into the movie business. Just because someone can sing doesn’t mean they can act.
I wish her luck. Because she’s going to need it.
Donna A.
i actually don’t find her very attractive.
it is funny, during my brief stint as a writer for the movie blog i recieved hate mail from a guy because of that.
5 bucks says “papa” joe is the producer of this crapper!!!
i would go see the movie IF SHE GETS BUTT NAKED.