New Hitman Poster

The guys over at Twitch got their hands on this new, minimalistic, Hitman poster. Yikes… I think this movie looks horrible. And I’m not just saying that because it’s a video game movie. I mean… dear lord… did you see the trailer? Ouch.

Hitman-Poster

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8 Responses to “New Hitman Poster”
  1. Bob says:

    A while ago John, you put up a blog of the worst movie posters. Superman III was the worst one. But this poster just takes the cake. This is the worst poster I have ever seen. And I agree, the trailer looks like crap.

  2. Johnnie says:

    Worst trailer ever….worst poster ever…What kinda of greatness does this spell for the movie…NON

  3. Gruff says:

    It’s a real fucking shame because Hitman was the one game that might have worked in a film medium. Good character, plot, themes, it’s all there. And it’s made by zany europeans too, which helps.

    Shame.

  4. Adrian says:

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    This poster is horrible, but the trailer is ok (except that I don’t think that Timothy Olyphant is a good choice for the role of Agent 47)

  5. What an awful poster even for a teaser.

    as for the trailer, which played in front of Live Free and stars the baddie of that film, Tim Olyphat whats his name….

    If it wasn’t a trailer for Hitman, if Jason Statham was in it I’d think it was a trailer for Transporter 3.

    AND I’m dying to see Transporter 3…if and when the Fox folks make one…
    as for THIS movie?

    Looks like burned moldy toast.

  6. Tfunk says:

    Timothy Olyphant looked like he was a 12 year old chemo patient in the trailer. He wouldn’t have to shoot anyone. They’d die laughing at him. Some people just don’t look good bald.

  7. Kristina says:

    They should have used the iconic image from the videogame that is in the trailer: Hitman shown from behind with his guns criss-crossed. What the FUCK is that poster?

  8. yonatan says:

    wtf are you guys talking about? it was a good teaser trailer. what was bad about it?

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