Comments on: 8 Life Lessons From Star Wars All Kids Should Learn

By: james

james — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:13:01 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My god that was the funniest thing I have ever read. But, being a long time Star Wars fan made it even funnier!!!

May the Force be with you :)

By: james

james — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:11:54 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My god that was the funniest thing I have ever read. But, being a long time Star Wars fan made it even funnier!!!

Thank you John,

May the Force be with you :)

By: Star Wars Lego Price Guide

Star Wars Lego Price Guide — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:30:57 +0000

There is some reasonings in the above 8 pointers, some i agree and some I don’t.

But I am having fun with “3) Never trust someone with a mustache”. Nice one there!

By: Dueceiswi7d

Dueceiswi7d — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:11:35 +0000

No. 1 lesson I learned: White people will always run everything. Just live with it. You cant beat them. Not even aliens. That’s why I decided to join them.

By: DJ Rusty

DJ Rusty — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:04:14 +0000

My life lesson from Star Wars is that a young, passionate filmmaker with a limited budget and 1977 era technology will make a trilogy of films that are far superior to a trilogy made by a crazy, self absorbed filmmaker with unlimited financial resources. Episodes I-III do not deserve the Star Wars name.

By: DarthBile

DarthBile — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:38:44 +0000

especially IN the pants and On the finger.

Sorry. Reverse that.

By: DarthBile

DarthBile — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:34:22 +0000

Regarding cloning:

1. You can clone a dude to be a certain height;
2. You can clone a dude to be a certain weight;
3. You can clone a dude to look like another dude;
4. Apparently the ability to track, target and shoot does not come from DNA.

Regarding life:

Life is not fair. You can be an orphan never knowing your parents, have your Uncle and aadopted father bust your stones your whole life telling you you suck, have your adopted parents murdered by the police, lose your home, have your mentor that you chose to follow die within a few hours of meeting him, witness your best friend dying in a tragic accident, find that the badass who is responsible for killing your mentor is your dad and that your mentor who you chose to follow lied to you, that in order to become what you want to be in life you may very well sacrifice the lives of the only people that like you and that you may have to kill your father in the process and that the only piece of ass in the galaxy that you kinda make out with is your sister.

Gentlemen/Ladies: Life is not fair.

Regarding size:

Size matters not. Except on earth, where the female gender covets it (especially on the pants and in the finger).

By: phx333

phx333 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:34:58 +0000

You are very funny

I especcially loved #7

“on Hoth, even though it was cold enough outside to kill a Tauntaun that was native to that environment… all Han needed as a coat and he was just fine”

That one always bothered me

By: Psychoz69

Psychoz69 — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:59:03 +0000

Bobsyeruncle that is freakin funny how you point that out which is so damn true.

By: Bobsyeruncle

Bobsyeruncle — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:18:37 +0000

If you’re trying to squelch a rebel uprising in a forest environment, like the moon of Endor, your best choice of uniform would be snow-white armor. They’ll never see you coming.