Comments on: Jason Statham Says Crank 2 Is F’ing Ridiculous

By: Jenn

Jenn — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:10:49 +0000

This is entertainment! Why do people have to be so serious about what’s real blah blah blah
The movie was F-ING hilarious!! Why over Anallise shit? WTF for
I can’t wait to see Crank 2 and 3!! Jason Statham is Brilliant!!!

By: T.k.

T.k. — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:59:11 +0000

crank 2………..itd be somewhat cool, after beating up other guy he didn’t fall onto floor, on of the side effects was hallucination. I mean the call took too long, he woulda hit the floor in less than 30 sec. Except, i hope he didnt die, idc if he dies in 2nd….but hopoefully helicopter part was fake.

By: Loz

Loz — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:25:48 +0000

(Type your comment here. Make sure you’ve read the commenting rules before doing so)

Don’t care how they are going to achieve it…its Hollywood..not actually real…fun..mad and brill film…LOVE Jason and he should have been the next Bond !!!

By: Kelly R. Taylor

Kelly R. Taylor — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:49:52 +0000

Jason Statham rocks, man is psycho!!! He makes the character real and I thought it was fun.

By: chris (the real one)

chris (the real one) — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:26:19 +0000

LOL victory is mine….thank u darren, im glad im not the only one……between this and transformers i feel like the minority…..

By: nicolae

nicolae — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:47:02 +0000

i’m going to assume its just that, adrenaline, movie logic, gets up and shakes off dust, i wonder if the crime boss he was supposed to kill and then ended up backing him up is back in the sequel..

By: Darren J Seeley

Darren J Seeley — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:46:06 +0000

Either that, or it’s Crank Goes To Hell.

By: Darren J Seeley

Darren J Seeley — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:44:03 +0000

Way I see it…

Crank was a stupid, idiotic, fucked up mess…I hated it. (and gone on the reccomendation of this site) but there were a few scenes which were so over the top such as the severed hand scene (you know the one) that for a first film, these guys might get better…which is why I’m looking forward to thier next film.

However, I think I just…

Well…consider this.
If they can get away with….

open sex in Chinatown, severed hands, a daring hospital escape, drugs to stay alive, car crashes/chases and a stupid, retarded plot…

Is coming back from the dead from the fall really that far behind.
He falls. Smacks pavement. Gets up. Shakes off dust. Keeps running.
Like nobody should really give a damn. If fuckin’ Highlander isn’t the Only One, well…fuck that shit, just get the fuck up and get your fucking bullshit sequel.

By: chris (the real one)

chris (the real one) — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:32:04 +0000

lol…hahaha

By: TheFlyingWorm

TheFlyingWorm — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:10:43 +0000

DAMN YOU REAL-ONE, DAMN YOU! *shaking fist*