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Lando Calrissian: What Is He Thinking?
Look above, at the above picture of Lando Calrissian.
Consider his face, look into his eyes, what is he thinking?
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Blaster…check
Mustache…check
What’s missing? The cape, but you don’t need it you handsome scoundrel.
I’m getting ready to knock me off a chunk of some hairy wookie ass.lando style baby!
Get ready to be blasted by my COLT .45
WHERE THE HELL IS MY COLT 45!
I wonder how much john will give me for getting leia’s slave costume
Seriously … Are you telling me that I’m the only black dude in the universe?
Oh Leila, you make my heart melt….
this isnt a real gun.. what kind of chump do you take me for?
Lando Calrissian…Superfly of the cosmos!!
“DAMN! Leia is as hot as Han said she would be! …but, what’s with the hair?”
Me – check/Leia-check/squash-check/Doug-checkity check check!!
“If I dress like Han, then maybe I could replace Han…”
“I wonder if in this picture I’ll look super awesome, or just regular awesome…”
”I’m gonna take care of your kids tonight”
“Howcome Han doesn’t want to get high anymore? he changed man.”
Hey Leia wanna mustache ride?
Colt 45? The gun or the malt liquor?
“I look good, I mean really good. Hey everyone! come see how good i look!”
“Nothing is Smoother Than an Ice Cold Bottle of Colt 45″
“I’m a handsome man”
Baby, that’s not the only weapon I’m wearing.
I’m here to shoot ass and chew bubble gum, and in space… THERE IS NO BUBBLE GUM!
::::Hums Lionel Ritchie’s “All Night Long”:::
“We only have a Burger King at Cloud City. I asked for a Big Mac…..and i got one”*
*Stolen joke courtesy of Chuck Norris facts
Thats right! I play with toy guns. Have a problem with that?
I’m cooler than the backside of the pillow.
“I bet Leia likes her coffee BLACK with loads of that sweet sugar!”
You think this gun’s big?
“yep im black and in space….and im not dead yet….and i wish a muthafucka would try….deadliest mustache in the galaxy…..ask leia…and han”
maaaaan, pancake night…..hurry up sucka…
the_dude, i was thinking about posting a pancake joke, but you beat me to it, well played sir.
damm, i finally beat someone all over the internet. touche.
Makes me want a Mace Windu Lando Calrissian “Road to..” movie.
Shit, baby I’m Lando Calrissian does it get more that than me? Now, slip over here and give your daddy some sugah….Two tongues, hmm, yeah honey.
Damn Luke, pour out some liquor for your dead homies fo’ I have to bust a cap in dat ass! I got this OE right here.
“Do you want to touch my piece?”
Daaaaaaaaaaamn straight!
My Cock is bigger than this gun. And it fires farther. Yes. It’s true. And these are my bedroom eyes.
Doug.. My back hand(the one hidden behind the gun) Is there to cup your balls.
thank you.
“You just jelious cause my black dicks thicker.”
I know it’s pretty baby but I didn’t take it out for air
…you like my big black gun don’t ya…you wanna play with it baby, see it shoot perhaps?…
“Where’s my pay check?”