December 12th, 2007 -- Written by Rodney
For those of you who are rabid Star Wars Memorabilia Collectors, you may want to check out the list of toys never released by Lucasfilm.
With George Lucas’ penchant for financial buggery I am nearly surprised we DIDN’T see any of these toys on the shelf. My personal favourites are the smouldering corpses of Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen complete with Smouldering Moisture Farm Playset.
What would YOU have liked to have seen in a shortpacked toy?
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A Darth Vader action figure with a number of phrases that he says at the push of a button:
“The force is strong with this one.”
“I AM your father!”
“Your powers are weak old man.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Luke and Leias incestous kiss as a collectable diorama,
Relive the Laars Homestead Massacre!
I really love the “Force” toy, it’s just an empty plastic box. lol
A midichlorian version of growing sea monkeys.
The Kenner figures of the Imperial Spy, Biggs Darklighter, the Cantina Band…but I would love…
…the holographic chess game played by R2D2 and Chewie.
“Let The Wookie Win”
Chewie in Lederhosen because Fox cant have a creature running around with no pants
Where’s my ‘Force-choked Padme’ and ‘Burning Anikin Skywalker’!
Id like to see a collectors pack of all the characters who have lost hands – with the bonus feature of removable hands.
Force Choked Padme would be better than “died of a broken heart Padme” (worst story hook EVER)
And Darren, the Cantina Band did come out. As well as Biggs.
But the hologram game would have been awesome even if it was just clear blue plastic figures in a game like chess.
I want my TK-421 action figure, and maybe the stormtrooper that bangs his head on the door while entering the control room on the Death Star (dent included).
I’d like to a 1:1 scale lifelike prop replica of Luke’s dismembered hand, complete with singed hair and cauterized wound.
I’d also like a 1:1 scale lifelike replica of Jabba’s dead body that can be used as a couch. Slave girl sold separately.
The Jar Jar Binks Hook on Phonics Space Companion Disc Trilogy.
Now repeat after me: Meesa wants more Star Warsa Stuffs Momsie.
I want a Count Dooku with removable hands and head.
What other scraps George has to offer?
Let’s get it on Krazy!!!
You know Darren J. Seeley, when you called “Let The Wookie Win” you made me think of my old guild on Star Wars Galazies which was an All Wookie Guild. What fun that was.
The Force action figure was the pick of the lot though.
You guys forgot the sandcrawler with burning Jawa bonfire playset, or the space slugg 12″ figure (its actually just a green sock just like they used in Empire).
Rodney, I meant the Kenner plastic dolls, where they would have holes in thier feet so they can be displayed.
Which reminds me. I always liked the catina set, but the cardboard backing was for the birds. I wanted a bigger set…with cups. And Rodian whiskey.