One of the things that I find deplorable is people who disrupt the movie. To quote one of my favourite fictional characters from Firefly, Book says, “You will be sent to a special hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk during the movie.”
On Monday, April 23 2007, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences screened Star Wars as part of their Great to Be Nominated series. Before the start of the show, they showed this special clip as a message of warning to members in the audience.
We all see the warnings before the film. Its about time we see a more effective approach. Perhaps Vader should get a job at a Theater so we can enjoy the movie in peace, or at least have some sideline entertainment watching the shit disturbers get their due.
(Thanks for the link Joel)
I’m still pushin my idea of “theater marshals”, undercover special forces guys who give you two shots to the head as soon as you open your mouth/your cellphone rings.
The cell phone talkers are so lucky that I don’t posses the “power of the force.”
I’d sit in a theater and chok anyone who interrupts a movie with his/her cell phone. I will be ruthless and squeeze them like mangos. :o)
Scoville, this thing was for some special event at a place where they didn’t want you to eat. Of course, at a theater, they want you to gorge on ten dollar large popcorns. Fuck that. I’ve snuck in Subway sandwiches and eaten that shit with my friends. No joke. I’m not paying an arm and a leg for a tub of poppycorn.
No eating or drinking? I wasn’t expecting to see that. Isn’t that the main cash cow for theaters anyway?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVcHhJD9bh0
That’s one of my favorites quotes, when Book says that.
That was cute. Cute don’t cut it. We need threats of fucking death before a screening. I’m not kidding. I honestly dread summer because I know who’s gonna be in that fucking theater. At least at the IMAX the sound is so loud that it drowns out kids, but a regular theater has these little teen bastard kids running amok. Screw it.
I actually quite liked the one Disney had before my showing of Grindhouse:
http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1528073&sdm=web&qtw=480&qth=300
OMG I wish they would play that before every movie. And do one with Scarface blowing people away, and one with Keith Richards burning people alive and snorting their fucking ashes.