Comments on: Tarantino Eyes Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! Remake

By: Lunchbox

Lunchbox — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:21:53 +0000

-The original movie was not about great or even good acting. Russ Meyer got around bad acting with very slick editing. That would be Tarantino’s joy and challenge. It’s a remake of a drive-in skin flick, and you don’t want some Academy Award winning actresses for that.
-Kim Kardashian is too cutesy for the part of Varla, as far as looks go. Maybe someone like Chyna would be a better fit.
-Britany Spears’ overall look is very close Lori Williams’ look from the original movie. If she can pull off the loud mouthed “billie” character from the original (no great acting required there), then it’s a great choice. But maybe getting actresses that look like the originals is not the point.
-I don’t dismiss that Tarantino will actually make this movie, it would fit right in with what he has been doing lately.

By: Not happening

Not happening — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:33:37 +0000

This isn’t going to happen. This is just Tarantino shedding light on a somewhat forgotten movie. By saying he’s going to remake it, more people are going to watch the original, simple as that.

By: Darren J Seeley

Darren J Seeley — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:50:07 +0000

“statuesque, tall, and commanding”

Let Tarintino find the modern day equaliv. to Sybil Danning…can he do it?
Better yet…have Sybil in it!

As far as “tall” actresses go, I’m thinking Famke Jenssen, B film actress Marjean Holden …

By: Anthony

Anthony — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:41:39 +0000

Brian, good points. Perhaps we should see Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan together and it could be like a pissed off version of Simple Life.

By: ALFREDO

ALFREDO — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:28:50 +0000

Boobies. MMM MMM MMM good.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:10:16 +0000

Seems like the kind of cast someone like John Waters would put together not Tarantino. They’re not so much good actresses but more a part of today’s zeitgeist. But doubt this is true or will happen. What about Inglorious Bastards, His Mandarian martial arts movie with english subs, Casino Royale remake, New Friday the 13th movie, Cowgirls of Sweden grindhouse trailer, action movie with Sylvester and Arnold, Vega brothers prequel movie, Kill Bill animated prequel and sequel movies, less than zero movie based on novel, etc.

By: Anthony

Anthony — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:24:26 +0000

Faster Pussycast is hardly a softcore film, but a “roughie” as it might be called, except with the women being the roughies. Albeit large breasted women roughies, which, from a male perspective, is not a bad thing. Tarentino has not really done nudity in his films, and I dont see this one needing it either.

I do agree with the other posts written, LL and the others do not have that look of mean spiritedness enough to pull it off. LL is too soft and baby-facish (is that a word?). KK’s only acting was her recent Vivid Video sex tape. Although busty enough, I dont know if that video warrants acting experience. And Eve Mendes is too small breasted (IMO). Nor do I like her on-screen look. So for me its not exciting other than to just see it as a “fish-out-of-water” experiment with chicks out of their element.

By: sfsilver

sfsilver — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:37:46 +0000

I think this is brilliant. Faster is the only poster I currently have up in my home because every time I look up at Tura Satana while I’m in my Kitchen I just laugh at the absurdity. If anyone could do a remake in a way that would be anything other than pure straight to DVD dreck it is Tarantino. I think casting pop culture hags is brilliant and somehow the prefect touch (though I agree there needs to be some big tits). Tarantino can get just the right tone from these bitches. Part of what makes the original so damn funny is the complete lack of any talent in every member of the cast. I am on board Quentin – bring it on.

Sorry but Pam Anderson is too old for this.

By: calviin

calviin — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:50:17 +0000

Hey doug, I notice that when John responds to our comments, his posts take one a shaded color that makes it appear different than everyone else’s comments. Why don’t you comments do that. I think it should for each of you, Serena, John and any other employee of TMB. If you can make each of you have a different color, that would be extra great.

By: Red Steven

Red Steven — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:11:46 +0000

It’s not just about the bosomania, man. They’ve got to be statuesque, tall, and commanding. I’m not seeing it with any of these ladies.