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Hottie And The Nottie Gets 4 People Per Screening
Can this end it now please? Can Paris Hilton just go away now, enjoy her very rich life and stay the hell out of the movie and entertainment business PLEASE. If you, and various small hollywood production companies actually needed empirical evidence that we don’t want to see Paris Hilton in movies, then this weekend gave it to you.
Paris Hilton’s new film, The Hottie and the Nottie, opened up this weekend in limited release on 111 screens. When you break it down (The number of screens it played on, how many shows each screen played over the weekend and how much money the film made over that period), if you bought a ticket to see the movie, in the theater would be you, and 3 other people.
Yes, on average just under 4 people were in the theater each time The Hottie and the Nottie played this weekend. FOUR people. That means one screening must have had 6 people in it, because at the screening I was at, in Hollywood, on a Saturday, there was me and ONE other person. Yikes!
Let’s put this into horrifying perspective. My little movie (Prince of Peace – God of War) played 5 screens and had on average 120 people per show (and one of those shows only had like 10 people at it). Statistically speaking, that means I’m 3000% more of a draw than Paris Hilton. THREE THOUSAND PERCENT. I’m sorry, but if I’m outdrawing your kid’s Lemonade stand there is something wrong.
Ok ok, clearly I’m being a bit facetious, but come on… 4 people per screening. Does this send the message? Will people now finally get it? WE DON’T WANT TO SEE PARIS HILTON IN MOVIES. No one does. Let it go. Walk away.
I don’t mind telling you John, i’ve never found Paris Hilton attractive. All i see when i look at her is skin, bones and vapidness. I can say without reservation that you are more attractive to me than her:p
Can i get an amen from my brothers in the TMB community on this or am i alone?
Amen Phil
Sadly it seems that the press, the studio executives and her posse lives in another universe than the rest of us where Paris Hilton is considered the queen of the universe and H&N was the biggest boxoffice draw ever and it is guaranteed oscar for the best movie of the year 2008
Scarlett Jo is attractive. Jolie is attractive. She is not attractive. She’s got a nose that can hook a fish and she always has that stupid smirk on her face. She is not attractive in the slightest, and seeing little girls actually look up to this cunt is beyond discouraging to me.
Just putting her picture on TMB is more publicity than she deserves.
amen phil….i never understood the appeal of this broad. ugly face, no body to speak of and shes dumb as hell. shes the embodiment of whats wrong in america. rich people who got too much time and money on their hands who do whatever and whoever they want with little consequence…..
God bless America and no one else…lol
This one should of went direct to DVD. Not blue ray – oh hell no!!
Yeah, Paris, you suck! Your acting career is over! You’ll have to sleep with a lot of people to get cast in another movie!
Wait… Oh, crap.
ha ha ha.
Finally some numbers that make sense. A quote from Spinal Tap comes to mind regarding movies like this and e.g. Meet the Spartans:
“On what day did God create Spinal Tap, and couldn’t he have rested on that day too?”
Christine Lakin is a nottie?
rob, apparently she is
http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=1&idx_id=6181&gofp_slot=7
Poor Joel David Moore.
Amen all around, except for rafa1215, I’ll go one step further and say this movie should simply just not have been made, period.
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Go Away Paris Hilton!!
Honestly, this kind of news means that there’s hope for humanity yet. Now, lets put Paris Hilton to the back of our minds and talk about David Lynch instead, shall we?
Mark my words this will sell like hot cakes on DVD. People love to bitch and moan about this talentless cum bucket and to do so they buy all the fucking magazines and all the shit she’s on the cover of.
I’m pretty sure that the Hiltons paid for that limited release and most of the movie.
that’s Hot
It’s pretty sad there are more people that clean the theatre than watch the movie.
john — ya know how I know youre gay? you went to see a Paris Hilton movie.
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John,
You wrote a whole post about the attendance of a movie you went to see but you never even wrote a review….. How will I know if this is a movie I want to go to if the critics aren’t giving me a review??? So how about it buddy? What did you think? HAHAHA ;)
john did review this movie on yesterday’s podcast and you can hear why he had to see this movie
LOL crags….lol
I agree, there is no room for Paris Hilton when there are other talented people who could do the work of non-actors. I saw on the imdb that this is voted the worst film on the site so i had to see the trailer, and you do you know what……
…i think it looks pretty good. I was expecting it to be a total piece of shit but i think that dude from dodgeball is quite funny and everyone has heard about attractive ladies being friends with less attractive girls. I think it looks ok. I would rather Paris not be in anything at all, but this surely can’t be the worse film ever.
John, are you going to review the film (without bias) or just slate it for having Paris Hilton in the cast?
please paris just overdose on something and die already
Saying anything with Paris Hilton in it sucks is not biased, its just sating the facts.
Even “One Night in Paris” sucks, literally.
am i theonly one who doesn’t think she’s such a hottie? When she did her little run-in entrance and everyone was fawning over her i wanted to puke. You just know it was her idea to have them all stalking and loving her. This movie sucks so bad it could hav been wrote by her.