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Javier Bardem: What Is He Thinking About?
Look above at the above picture of Javier Bardem. Consider his face. Look into his eyes. What is he thinking about?
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Two chicks at the same time
“But will it blend?”
Yea I know, it is masterful …
you serious? That’s how were going to end this movie?
Transformers or Golden Compass….call it, friendo.
” was that a fart or a shart?
“Hey guys, be honest. Does doing my hair this way hide my fivehead?”
Drop your pants, friend-o.
I dunno… Big Mac? Or Chicken McNuggets… Hmmmmm.
god damn, that was some good macaroni and cheese….good ol’ blue box blues
“If only I could find a way to score one of those communist Canada t-shirts”
He doesn’t seem like a very happy person.
Man, I gotsta get me a Whopper!
“I hope she never stops”
in front of a macdo ,thinking about what he’s gonna eat
Is it Catsup or Ketchup?
“Tom Hanks looks a lot like Rex Murphy. Spooky”
“I drink you milkshake”
Don’t feel bad for me because of the hair…the Oscar shields my shame…
I am Cain. I will help you.
Porn isn’t as good as it used to be…
I’d like to blow your face off
I saw Tommy Lee Jones naked so now I’m in shock.
“Me he sentao a un lao de Yak Nicolson en los oscares y ha sido maravilloso aunque le ha coqueteado un poco a mi madre durante la ceremonia, ese viejo esta cabron, y cuando me han anunciado de mejor actor de reparto casi flipo, ahora que soy el primer gachupin con semejante reconocimiento y la oportunidad de meterme en la cama con dos de las mujeres mas bellas del mundo no se que mas pueda pedir a la vida, tal vez que los ojetes de joliwud me empiecen a pagar en dolares y no en pecetas… y un saludo a mi pare y a mi mare y a toda mi decendencia coño que con un poco de queso y vino y la puta que lo pario y me cago en diez y olé!”
I deserve an Oscar for wearing this ridiculous fucking pelt!
Damn… I was going to use that quarter to make a phone call…
damn, i hate these fucking advertisements above urinals
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsZRxkQ0EWM&feature=related
is that what you’re asking me? Friendo?
Gee I hope the guy next to me isn’t looking at my penis mid piss.
“I need a screwdriver. Do you know how long it takes to unscrew something with a dime?”
” I wonder how liberals taste like……without preservatives? “
pwned!!1
LOL?
Im in ur country killing old men.
i wonder where the fish is in The Meaning of Life?
I LOVE TURTLES !
I need a barber!I need a barber!…
“I miss me mum.”
Damn you supercuts… damn you to hell…..
Dang it I shoulda done what Depp did…
Is that Angelina Jolie changing???