Comments on: Star Wars Clone Wars gets North American Theatrical Release

By: chris (the real one)

chris (the real one) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:00:03 +0000

sigh…..im gettin sick of star wars…..but if this is as good as the clone wars cartoon show, i might give it a try

By: cib3k

cib3k — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:25:04 +0000

I think the guy that writes Filmdrunk says it best:

SODOMIZING THE CORPSE OF STAR WARS

Star Wars: The Clone Wars, a full length feature based on the animated Clone Wars series from the Cartoon Network, is coming to theaters on August 15th. You can watch the teaser here. Or you can point your Star Wars action figures at each other and go “Pew pew!” and it’s pretty much the same thing.

** “I felt there were a lot more ‘Star Wars’ stories left
** to tell,” said “Star Wars” creator George Lucas, who
** will executive produce the project. [Reuters]

Translation: “Star Wars fanboys have been writing fan fiction garbage nonstop since the 70s – all I have to do is slap my name on it and they airdrop bales of money on my estate from blimps. Now I own an empire, an EMPIRE I tell you! AHAHAHAHAHA!”

** I know we’ll be in theaters on August 15th watching
** this movie… The theater is such a great platform and
** atmosphere to launch this series in, and I can’t wait
** to see all the crowds and people, young and old, who
** will be there enjoying it together. [FirstShowing]

Christ, what are you, five? Are you trying to write a Benetton ad? George Lucas needs to ride the racecar bed off into the sunset like yesterday.

http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1125

By: Rodney

Rodney — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:28:46 +0000

Don, I find it hard to believe you called the animation in the Clone wars “cheap” and then profess to be a Dragonball fan.

Sorry man, DBZ animation is the definition of cheap.

By: Grave

Grave — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:05:22 +0000

Ya know what fuck DBZ!!! That show sucks and the movie will suck too. I cant understand why so many hate the newer Star Wars films. I like to read stories made by some of these ppl that say these newer movies were terrible. Ill read them and im sure they will be much more terrible then what Lucas made.

By: Amazing Realities

Amazing Realities — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:44:07 +0000

AH! Cannot wait! Maybe we’ll finally get a good prequel SW film, before the franchise is put to rest.

By: DON

DON — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:39:22 +0000

I am gonna go watch DRAGONBALL. fuck star wars and that too a cheap looking animated crap.

By: DON

DON — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:38:39 +0000

Isn’t dragonball coming out the same weekend???

Does this mean that dragonball will move or it stays there and gets fucked???