Comments on: Death Star Destruction Conspiracy Theory

By: riverbed wan optimization

riverbed wan optimization — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:19:34 +0000

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By: TO THE M.B.

TO THE M.B. — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:21:02 +0000

WHAT?? DID THEY FOUND THE DEATH STAR “BLACK BOX”?
we want phisical evidence or a video dated to prove any acusation..
Until then everithing said is bullshit!!and circunstancial!!
The project “Death star”is part important for the development of the great empire and we will NOT let any kind of foolish blobering go public whitout a answer from our juridic departement.OR EVEN WORST!
We are working hard to keep all of our projects in full development because we know how important they are to protect the people of our beloved sistem.
Projects like Death star 2 ,3 and 4 are in fast forward right now and the project public condoms of sith still in our plans to start ASAP.
Our secret service are 100%¨sure that the shots taked by the our spysat.PADFOREVER are real!
They are just the prove that under the forrest of that planet exist several terrorist cells .
They have missiles and we have some info that they could use then as quimical weapons or arms of mass destruction.
We know what is best for this galaxy.
And we will do our DUTY to make justice and bring the criminals for EXECUT… judgement as soon as we can.
We KNOW the M.B. will help us to clean all this falses theorys .
WE are watching this blog with atencion

thanks for the attencion,

DJANGO FETT 2186
empire p.r.d.

By: shadopup

shadopup — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:17:19 +0000

Amusing parody but not all that funny. I find the picture of Palpatine with the kids’ book to be funnier than the whole overly lengthy article.

If the original trilogy has that many “plot holes” one wonders how many one can dig up on the prequel trilogy.

By: dumb

dumb — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:49:04 +0000

how long did it take you to think that garbage up?
people need to relax with star wars… the cultural phenomena that is star wars is a consirpacy.. no one actually is that obsessed.

see how dumb that sounded?

By: Justin Chase

Justin Chase — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:26:37 +0000

You should call the movie “Loose Credits”.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:32:23 +0000

This post is hilarious & this guy has way too much free time.

By: Azizan

Azizan — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:39:11 +0000

this post is very funny. i had a bad day in the office and reading it just filled me up with laughter. looks like the force is with me today huh?

i commend and salute the writer for thinking beyond what is shown on the movie. you need a break man – too much starwars for you!

again, thank you for making my day a bit better!

By: darren j seeley

darren j seeley — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:30:20 +0000

That was funny. But I think I can add two more:

13) Evidence suggests that a “new and improved” death star was being constructed off a moon of Endor. It takes the Empire less than 15 years to have even the new partially completed Death Star operational. Thus, the Death Star approaching the 4th “moon” of Yavin was obsolete and was subject to self demolition.

14) Only FOUR TIE fighters went after the Falcon after it left the first Death Star. One of the passengers-an alleged prisoner (she was Vader’s daughter!) even says outright “Too easy…They let us go”.

By: crackerjack

crackerjack — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:12:10 +0000

Yeah, what the hell, can’t people get a joke? This is great stuff. Never would’ve put so much of that stuff together. Robot Chicken should hire this guy.

By: John

John — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:45:13 +0000

Hey Grave,

The whole article is a joke poking simple fun at 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Relax dude.