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First Look At Sabretooth/What Is He Thinking About
We have our first look at Liev Shrieber as Sabretooth today thanks to our friends at Cinematical!
Look above at the above picture of Sabretooth. Consider his face. Look into his eyes. What is he thinking about?
That’s right, bitches! I’m going to own this role and ya’ll be eatin’ some crow.
Why do I look like a 50’s rockabilly dude?
Damn gooks shot me up good.
“Look… All’s I’m sayin is if you take the square root of pi and divide it by an integer no less then one hundre…. ahhh forget it!”
“Well I do feel a little better, but the infection appears to be spreading across my cheeks.”
He’s clearly wondering why Sabretooth doesn’t have more sex scenes. Since he heard that had to be the only reason Hugh Jackman keeps doing comic book flicks.
“So I was like: Hey! Forgetaboutit! They shot me three times regardless.”
No, I don’t have dark brown nipples. Why does everyone kepp saying that?
why does he have logans beard?
”Hi, I’m Logans brother”
Hi, i’m the leader and bassist of motorhead.
“Hi, i’m Liev Schreiber and welcome to this never before seen deleted sequence from ‘Mystery Men’. In this part, cut from the try-out sequence, I play ‘Unclean Hobo Man’.”
So… This is definitely the Logan’s Run remake… yes?!
“Trust me, when they say ‘donkey show,’ they mean DONKEY show. All I can say is, don’t do. DO NOT GO.”
“This shirt is soooooo me!”
“Look. First I’m gonna smack you upside the head … like THIS!”
“No I am not Randy Quaid. I get that all the time.”
daaaaaammmm, i need some pancakes….
“Look dude, just because I make sweet love to Naomi Watts every night doesn’t mean you need to get jealous and shoot me a bunch of times in the chest. That is just plain and simple rudeness right there”.
“Nothing personal, Wolverine; but Van Helsing can kick your ass!”
He looks like he’s about to touch/rub his nipples.
“I’D fuck me.”
Dude, where’s my sabretooth?
Look, I really didnt want to play Harvey Dent anyway.
“…what I really wanted to be in was a gay porno.”
well, i got shot 4 times, how about that boy!
(Wicked lookn though)
Ahh, it’s nothing like helping destory another classic comic book with a watered down misguided movie adaptation.
All i’m saying is … drink milk and you’ll grow sideburns like these
No Listen, I gotta take a shit!! For real, those burritos tore me up.