Comments on: Uwe Boll To Open Postal Against Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull The Official Home of Correct Movie Opinions Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:28:59 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: blockkhead http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124782 blockkhead Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:50:55 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124782 Uwe is just a horrible filmmaker. I recently just watched "Elmo goes to the potty" with my nephew and found far more entertaining than any of his films. Maybe he will read this "I'd rather watch a muppet piss and poop in a musical tiolet than watch your stuff" Uwe is just a horrible filmmaker. I recently just watched “Elmo goes to the potty” with my nephew and found far more entertaining than any of his films. Maybe he will read this “I’d rather watch a muppet piss and poop in a musical tiolet than watch your stuff”

]]> By: Dylan http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124323 Dylan Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:43:43 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124323 @Andy The Indiana Jones movies are great, but what does a new one really have to offer? Some too-old-for-this jokes, treasure hunting, The Beef with a sword? None of that really excites me. Now go watch the Postal trailer and tell me it doesn't look entertaining as all hell. Sure, it's a novelty, and most likely not a good movie, but I'll take a novelty over a retread/rehash any day. or you could say I just want to see Dave Foley's full frontal scene. @Andy The Indiana Jones movies are great, but what does a new one really have to offer? Some too-old-for-this jokes, treasure hunting, The Beef with a sword? None of that really excites me. Now go watch the Postal trailer and tell me it doesn’t look entertaining as all hell. Sure, it’s a novelty, and most likely not a good movie, but I’ll take a novelty over a retread/rehash any day.

or you could say I just want to see Dave Foley’s full frontal scene.

]]> By: Glen http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124309 Glen Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:07:53 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124309 His challenge is nothing but a PR stunt. Stir up the pot so that Postal won't be completely forgotten in the list of summer blockbusters. What better way to create buzz about your flick, than by putting it up against one of the biggest movies of the year, and then dissing the iconic lead actor and director. Uwe Boll is smart, and his comments are laden with sarcasm because everyone, including himself, knows that if he had 1/100th of the vision/ability of Spielberg, he still wouldn't be able to clean Spielberg's shoes with his tongue after a day at the dog park. His challenge is nothing but a PR stunt. Stir up the pot so that Postal won’t be completely forgotten in the list of summer blockbusters. What better way to create buzz about your flick, than by putting it up against one of the biggest movies of the year, and then dissing the iconic lead actor and director. Uwe Boll is smart, and his comments are laden with sarcasm because everyone, including himself, knows that if he had 1/100th of the vision/ability of Spielberg, he still wouldn’t be able to clean Spielberg’s shoes with his tongue after a day at the dog park.

]]> By: Andy http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124303 Andy Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:52:40 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124303 @Dylan what are you doing on a site for movie fans? @Dylan what are you doing on a site for movie fans?

]]> By: Sam http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124302 Sam Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:40:01 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124302 Lucasfilm doesn't have to do anything at all, and Postal will already be finished by the time it opens. Lucasfilm doesn’t have to do anything at all, and Postal will already be finished by the time it opens.

]]> By: Mozzerino http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124293 Mozzerino Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:48:58 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124293 Uwe Boll slagging off Stephen Spielberg. Now that's something you don't get to see everyday. Uwe Boll slagging off Stephen Spielberg. Now that’s something you don’t get to see everyday.

]]> By: Silevad http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124285 Silevad Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:18:09 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124285 The big studios will make sure Indy 4 wins! The only way to solve this is to have an Uwe vs Steven boxing match! Perhaps grandpa Ford too! The big studios will make sure Indy 4 wins!

The only way to solve this is to have an Uwe vs Steven boxing match! Perhaps grandpa Ford too!

]]> By: plutonick http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124284 plutonick Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:14:26 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124284 I changed my opinion of Uwe ever since he beat up those internet critics. I even started double bills of his earlier movies. Granted, we got asleep during Bloodrayne and Alone in the Dark, but he gets better with every new film. Can you say the same for the rest of the directors? I changed my opinion of Uwe ever since he beat up those internet critics. I even started double bills of his earlier movies. Granted, we got asleep during Bloodrayne and Alone in the Dark, but he gets better with every new film. Can you say the same for the rest of the directors?

]]> By: Yamo http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124283 Yamo Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:04:20 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124283 Uwe Boll’s strategy is stupid i hate this guy. Uwe Boll’s strategy is stupid i hate this guy.

]]> By: nbakid2000 http://themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124191 nbakid2000 Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:39:38 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/03/uwe-boll-to-open-postal-against-indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull#comment-124191 I personally thought all of War of the Worlds was crap. Especially Dakota Fanning's non-stop screaming. I personally thought all of War of the Worlds was crap.

Especially Dakota Fanning’s non-stop screaming.

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