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New X-Files Picture/What Are They Thinking About?
We have a new X-Files picture to have fun with today. Thanks to cinematical for the hookup!
Look above at the above picture of Mulder And Scully. Consider their faces. Look into their eyes. What are they thinking about?
*** For those of you interested in a plot synopsis (spoilers) from the back of the novelization please go to Xfilesnews.com
Scully: I think I’m going to give the baby Jesus another chance.
Mulder: As an atheist I cannot support your decision; neither can my nihilistic turtle neck sweater.
They just found out the title of the new movie.
who cares what they’re thinking?
Scarlett’s tits in the picture below.
Mulder: Did you like last year’s blockbusters?
Scully: What the fuck do you think?!
Mulder: I had the best question for the movie blog uncut live on Wednesday but SoulVideo didn’t grab my question.
Scully: There’s always next week.
Mulder: I suppose I need to let Scully give the Baby Jesus another chance or she won’t let go of my private parts.
Dana what happened to your boobs? Don’t blame it on the kid. Blame it on the UFO’s.
Jesus Scully, stop touching that!
Mulder: I’m this close Scully, I’m this close to getting online.
Scully: You know the internet is just a myth.
Mulder: It’s not just as myth, it’s real, just like big foot and The Biker Mice From Mars.
Mulder: That blouse looks ridiculous on you.
Scully: I can’t believe you just said that.
Mulder: I’m fucking old as shit.
Scully: So am I.
Mulder: The Smoking Man gave me a shot of botox in my ass.
Scully: He’s dead, remember.
Mulder: Oh.
“Jeez, Scully. For a moment there, I thought you were Madonna. And here we are in a cathedral. That would qualify as irony, right?”
this sexual tension is getting out of control! we should do something about this…immediatley
Mulder: You’re thin!
Scully: You’re old!
Scully: “What the hell are we doing here?”
Mulder: “Meh… what ELSE were you doing?”
Douchovney, man she allways has to have it her way….ner ner nerr!!!!!!
Anderson, god I hate this prick.
This is the last fucken take!! Dammit,,,!!!
Duchovny: I really need this paycheck.
Anderson: I know you do.
Scully: “Cough”
Mulder: Oh my god…she looks like a skeleton now. How long has it been?
Scully: Get out of my head you son of a bitch
Mulder: You’re holding it too hard, Scully!!
Mulder: All these years and I still ain’t got a chance with you.
Scully: Now, do you believe??
MULDER: throughout the long history of man there has always been phenomenon that cannot be explained or understood that is thrown to the masses as supernatural or alien in nature without any proof or evidence that such things in fact do exist or is in relative relation to the existential quandary of the human condition when whether conditional or unconditional is conditioned to resist the plain facts or lack thereof regardless of the weather conditions at all and is accepted as unrelentingly diverse the total subconscious of the human species to its devastatingly hopeless fated and futile desire to be more than a biological conundrum of the physical, the restrained and worthless weight of the inevitable in both the hard plain truths of scientific and religious conclusions that is, in its basic nature, an unrelenting and inescapable unending question.
SCULLY: …fu you selfish pig.
What what, in the butt
Let’s get it On!!!!!