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Witchblade Poster
We have obtained the poster for Witchblade this morning thanks to our good friends over at slashfilm, check it out:
The super hero genre has been lacking a whore hero. Wichblade is the solution to this problem. I don’t know much about Witchblade, but I think she uses her massive vagina (which acts as a bag of holding) to capture evil doers.
For those of you that are familiar with the character; whey do you think of the poster?
ass in a poster, wow. they can’t hang these in front of theaters so how do they expect to advertise?
Whore Hero! HA! I love it! you should trademark that phrase Nagy.
Hollywood has once again found a heroine with the body of a twelve year old boy to promote.
Bishop, I sure hope you have a son….
how is that the body of a 12 year old boy?!
that is the body of a early 20s lady-hottie, quite clearly!
Hot
lol….a massive vagina bag of holding to capture bad guys….not sure if this is the real witchblade story, but if it is im there opening nite…
lol, mr nagey u are the warlord of themovieblog.com….i shall slay 12 orcs in your honor
The comic had some pretty interesting concepts but often falls flat and relies on T&A to keep the readers coming. I stopped paying attention to it, by issue 3. If the poster is any indication, the movie will be pretty faithful to the comic… with all its flaws.
“she uses her massive vagina (which acts as a bag of holding) to capture evil doers.”
Haha – another Nagy classi line!
haha porny poster indeed. Witchblade has a tv-series as well for a little while, wasn’t all that bad, she has this bracelet which has been going around to speciel chosen woman through centuries and yeah, she kicks ass with it lol.
Never heard of this bitch, but what the heck does she do. Gotta check that vagina out if it lives up to whaterver she fucks..oops does.
Has simalrities with the T-X – the hand.
So who is the hottie, anyway? I’ve looked around a bit, and I can’t find any info.
I’ve never seen the show, and I’m not a big comics guy, but the concept sounds like something I might enjoy. It depends on whether the feature is built around lots of T&A, or whether the T&A is just there as a bonus…either way, I’ll be checking back for more news about this one!
Now that I look at this poster more, the eyes remind me of Rachel Luttrell…which would be awesome, I’d love to see a Sci-Fi babe get in on a movie. But that would be too good to be true, so it’s probably not her.
We needed a big bomb at the box office.
I think that is a computer generated poster, cause as far as i know no one has actually been cast yet.
Anyway, a softcore superhero porn-movie would be great.
I hate when studios release posters for films that haven’t even been cast yet. I”m sure this is just so they have something they can hand out at comic-con.
ok so for those who dont no whitchblade is a serious bad ass bitch….she would kill batman thats for sure and wolverine..
awesome team up between her and the darkness against predator and aliens
pic looks kool though
To tell you the truth if they were looking for a comic book movie with lots of T&A I think Fathom would be a much better pick since its lead actress would be in a bikini most of the time.
She dam hot… that’s all I care about right now… when a plot line is decided then interest will maybe come… for right now, she’s just hot
The comic was a serious adult (not to be confused with porn) in tone story. The concept is there is this “thing” that attaches itself to a warrior female of various different generations (so it’s happened to previous women in the past). There is also one that attaches to a man in the comics too but that’s not the focal point.
Anyway, this thing protects her and respond during times of duress. Unfortunately it’s violent, whether the bearer wants it to be or not. Often the thing is a curse and can inadvertantly hurt those around her.
It cannot be removed and it becomes a struggle to deal with it. Acceptance eventually settles in and then embraced. Some proficiency can be gained although it’s never mastered, it’s more of a partnership.
The thing is supposed to be sentient, but I don’t remember if an explanation was ever given.
As far as the comic, the art was fantastic and the witchblade itself looked ancient, alien, and horrific all at once. When it expanded it would take many shapes but most often sharp barbed tenticles of metalic nature.
The women were always hot, which of course catered to the comic fan crowd.
The TV show as lame. The woman wasn’t nearly as hot as she should have been, the story/plot was boring, and the whichblade was changed to suit of armor (like an old knight’s armor) with a sword. Very unoriginal and I am surprised it didn’t kill off any future potential for a good movie to be done.
mauvy: I think Danger Girl would make an even better film, I mean it was written to be turned into the best b-movie ever