Comments on: Transformers 2 Spoilers

By: Ashley Alfred

Ashley Alfred — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:46:50 +0000

They should have included new Autobots like Blurr, Wheeljack, and even some Dinobots like Grimlock. Seriously Megatron needs a makeover.

By: Art the Blah

Art the Blah — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 23:23:51 +0000

I was informed the following from the archives of cybertron..

here it stated ALL AUTOBOTS are 2nd and 3rd GENERATION TECHNOLOGY and the decepticons are all 1st and beta TECHNOLOGY transformers,

THIS PROVES MY THEORY about the FABOLOUS MEGATRON, HE IS THE ADORING TECHNOLOGY THE BEST METAL EVER PRODUCED and this is why he SHOULD WIN THE CYBERTRON WAR,

count me in MEGATRON , i want to transform into a MEGA-ART-BLAH MYSELF and RULE THE UNIVERSE with YA …

By: Jose

Jose — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:30:53 +0000

ford mustang come on this movie is pretty much a walking GM advertisment, one character that is hardly seen is JOLT of the chevy volt and does absolutely nothing

soundwave was tight, it showed how they could know so much in a pretty simple way

yeah when racist stereotypes are in over half the movie and contribute absolutely nothing to the plot its bad, only bumblebee and optimus kill decepticons and actually do something in the movie

Sam didnt even need to be in the movie, how did they know that he saw the cybitronian language that the chard put in his mind? and what was the point of the girl terminator/transformers thing, she was obviously sent to kill him becuz he didnt have any connection to the plot until he is upducted after getting away from her.

By: Jose

Jose — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:09:53 +0000

Spoiler Alert! Gotta give props to the CGI artists, the robots/fights were awesome, but when characters who were in the first dont contribute just as they didnt in the first that’s bad. Ironhide(weapons specialist) is never shown killing a decepticon let alone shooting at and hitting one, he was so eager to use his “cannons”. He repeatedly attempt to cover sam, but for some reason does absolutely nothing. Rachet(medic)- cant even fix bumblebees voice over both movies, and in fact doesnt show up until half way through the 2nd movie. A character known as jolt (Chevy volt- basically advertising) did more healing then rachet did, and he was such a minor character that no one knew who the heck he was. The only new characters that we’re introduced to were the autobots, Skids, Mudflap, Sideswipe, and the arcees, and the decepticons were the fallen and devastator and the many unnamed. When Skids and mudflap were present throughout the whole movie i was confused as to why they were walking racist stereotypes when autobots are supposed to be sufisticated alien lifeforms. The other known autobots did nothing to contribute except for a sweet entry by sideswipe which shows him cutting a car in half, I donât think he was a decepticon becuz u think he would stop and fight instead of letting sideswipe chase him down shoot at him and then kill him. The Arceeâs simply did nothing. The fallen is shown as this unstoppable being when he enters the final battle, but optimus makes short work of him and kills him in the 5 minutes he was present. Devastator was just a complete confusion, he is the combination of the constucticons, and some how gets his butt kicked by a tiny autobot for awhile and then is killed in a single shot, wait I thought he was supposed to be amazing. Probably the worst part was the fact that the decepticons seem to be able to duplicate and heal themselves, with duplicates of the constucticons that create devastator running around trying to stop Sam. The showing of Blackout or his true identity Grindor, which Michael bay forgot to explain, and the appearance of bonecrusher in the end, which we all know as the only person to die by the hands of optimusâ sword in the first movie seemed like the icing on the cake of confusion for me. The worst part was just the complete lack of continuity and acknowledgement of time. With random jumps from action to slow witwicky family drama, and the fact that it can be the late afternoon setting that Michael bay is famous for in 4 different places around the world at once. The plot is the most crucial part of a story right? Well not according to Michael Bay, he can change between the many confusing plots that could have developed but never did. Some plots included the need for revenge as the title hints to the need for energon which is supposedly necessary to sustain life. Even though the only transformer I saw suffering from the lack of energon even though the cube was lost long ago was jetfire. So if the cube is lost how did the autobots and decepticons stay in such good condition with no energon. Although this movie could have been epic i feel like someone forgot to edit this and just cut out random parts to shorten it (didnât do that enough either) and came up with random ways to make the movie work. So Michael bay i hope u enjoyed blowing 280 million dollars on robot fights and big explosions. I hope that someone learns from this horrible catastrophe.

By: Artur

Artur — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:23:14 +0000

Somehow Sam finds a little bit of alspark. optimus prime dies in the movie but then gets revived in egypt by that little bit of alspark. The bad guy Optimuses brother gets revived from the ocean by other bad guy. The fallen basically make themselfs known to everybody in the world by luanching a live broadcast saying if they dont run sam to them they will destroy earth. Sam was the key to revival because when he touched alspark it gave him knowledge of everything alspark possesed. While being in colledge and seeing strange figures in his mind that project into his eyes, he proved that Einstein was wrong in a theory. Oh and yeah Sams mom thinks she bought some plants for Biology class in colledge, and starts chewing on it, gets high and does random funny shit

By: IsawzitHARDCORElul

IsawzitHARDCORElul — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:14:05 +0000

Jazz be dead… there is some new Porsce or somthin, a luxury car. Ummm…There are new twins, and tripplets (motocycles) grr..

By: IsawzitHARDCORElul

IsawzitHARDCORElul — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:12:36 +0000

I SAW IT!!! THE NIGGA TWINS ARE THE SHIT… lulz
Better than the first, by far

By: Mustang pro

Mustang pro — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:13:08 +0000

Yeah jazz was cool I think someone said he was revived. Not sure if it’s true. Huhhh they totaly need to make a shelby gt mustang or a saleen s7 transformer.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:24:01 +0000

I hope they use the splinter to bring Jazz back to life. That way Megatron can kill that city dweller again.

By: mark

mark — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:38:07 +0000

No ford mustang in the second movie. What did you guys think of SOUNDWAVE? I personally LOVED him…even though you don’t see him much. I’m sure he’ll be in it more the third film.

All in all I liked it, I probably would have liked it more if the theater wasn’t 500 degrees. I don’t think it had the same WOW factor as the first movie (not action wise, just holy SH*T that’s OPTIMUS in a live action). I hated HATED the twins and feel we didn’t see enough of the other autobots and of course WAY too many human characters that shouldn’t be there.

I really wish they did this movie from the transformers perspective more than the humans. Sam’s cool, but that’s pretty much it.

Although with the quality of the CGI, even Steven Spielberg couldn’t afford a movie with 200 + mins of robot screentime :).