Comments on: Bay Orders Megan Fox to put on Weight

By: ian9outof10

ian9outof10 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:42:08 +0000

Eating late and putting on weight is a myth by the way. Just in case anyone wants to try it.

By: Dragonslayer

Dragonslayer — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:18:09 +0000

@RyanMag

Yea, you’re gay alright. (Laughs) Just kidding. But how can you not think she’s hot? She frickin beyond any level of hotness.

By: Rodney

Rodney — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:04:56 +0000

So your argument is that you don’t think Megan Fox is attractive just because you were told she was by a magazine list?

And you would throw away the entirety of a woman over some thumbnails that don’t appeal to you?

I think you have some unrealistic measuring sticks by which you grade your women. I feel sorry for the constant scrutiny you might place over a significant other.

I think Fox is hot because I think she is hot. A magazine didn’t have to tell me that.

But I also think she needs a sammich.

By: DFav

DFav — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:36:47 +0000

Marilyn Monroe was apparently 120, not 160!

Megan Fox is okay. It’s fun to be told who the “hottest woman in the world is” and be forced to declare her your personal sex goddess, like we’re all male robots with these signals being shot into our brained by a great and willing conspiracy between movie studios and internet websites…

…but the fun has worn off, for me at least. Megan Fox is just another stupid doll of a woman. Bring on the next faux icon for us to drool over.

P.S. Megan Fox has weird thumbs. Really weird. Her thumnails are like three times as wide as they are long. Once I noticed that it made her 1/2 as hot to me. They need to send her back to the robot doll factory and get her fitted with thumbs that aren’t defective.

By: Janius

Janius — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:06:25 +0000

Hear, hear – let’s all eat a sammich and pack on some pounds.
Did you see Angelina in Wanted? Great face, skeletor body. Blech.

By: Honesty Shall

Honesty Shall — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:50:35 +0000

Shes nice an all but sometimes you would just like to be her someday s but at the end of the day you just except ur body and eat well and feel great.
I knew there were something secret about her she should be hot but eat at the same time.
Fell right don’t think of someone else because deep inside they know there wrong.

By: chris (the real one)

chris (the real one) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:39:05 +0000

oh and hazmat speaks the truth

By: chris (the real one)

chris (the real one) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:37:45 +0000

i agree….sick of all the skinny white chicks (no offense) roaming along hollywood….thank u mr bay this may be the best idea you’ve ever had…

By: Hero Stew

Hero Stew — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:26:37 +0000

Whale Tail for me is small waist line and junk in the trunk

By: Rodney

Rodney — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:19:51 +0000

I thought a “whale tail” was just when you could see the TBar of a girl’s g-string?

Im not saying girls should be fat, but they should look like they enjoy food. Ever.