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Ben Kingsley; What Is He Thinking About
We have a new pic of Ben Kingsley in full regalia for his upcoming film Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. Rather than just post the pic, we will use it to stoke the fires of the What Is He Thinking About game! We get the hookup thanks to out friends at movieweb:
Look above at the above picture of Ben Kingsley.
Consider his face. Look into his eyes. What is he thinking about?
You there! bring me my oscar I got for Gandhi and two tubs of ice cream! I need reassurance.
“YOU THERE…….get me the fuck out of this chastity belt”
I am going to kill you mother fuckers with just my index fingers! YOU FUCKING PRICKS!
I will give you a life changing choice……………… you may pull either one of my fingers
“Why am I in a Prince of Persia Movie? I am way too good for this shit!”
Oh shit, I can’t do that spin kick when he yells, “Action!” First I agree to do this stupid video game adaption, and now my pants just ripped!
Is that creepy Tom Petty looking guy still staring at me?
Nic Cage, it is time you took your place in the League of Bald Gentlemen. Join us and you will be a great actor once more.
1. You there! Yes you! You are going to DIE. Prepare to be fingered!
2. And all you have to do is use the can opener… no you attatch the opener on to the can… it should twist around on it’s own… no you stupid fuck! Prepare to be blinded by my belt!
YES GROVENER!! YES ROUNDTREE!!
I thought he was doin’ the Mackarena! That plus he looks like “Mini-Me”!
You made me do this crap, I’m gonna poke you till you die bitch!
Smell my fingers. Two kinds of flavors!
“Who the hell cares if Sam didn’t bring in the Vulture- here’s my audition for Iron Man 2’s Mandrian…”
OR
“I always wanted play the ass kicking, evil version of Ghandi”
Follow up:
“Somebody just decided, out of the clear blue, to make a quasi-documentary about The First Church of Satan, and I will play the late Anton LaVey…please be aware, though, I’m only doing it for the paycheck, like I did for BloodRayne”
” You must be this tall to get on this ride…. or perhaps THIS tall.”
You both both arms in you put both arms out… you do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around…..THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!
YOU! You know i’m too damn good looking when even in this getup I rock…yeah, I put the KING in Kingsley!
Shit! That bitch’s boob job was fucked up! She had one pointing THIS way and the other pointing THAT way!
Something-something dark side…something-something complete! Zzzap!
” i go both ways..because i am king”
MY Scissor beat Your Paper….YOU LOSE!
You two bondes, come polish my belt, with your saliva!
(He must have a prop beard! At least a foot long! :D)
“God I look like a bald spock :(”
“So… I just do this and the rest is CGI, right?”
“Jake showed me this trick where if i put my fingers together a third finger floats in the middle.”
Freddie Got Fingered by ME!
Twice!
“Am I playing the same character that I did in Love Guru?”
“Your next, bitch”
Holy Crap!!! It’s a Sir Ben Kingsley Bobble head Doll!!!!