Comments on: Jesse Eisenberg Teams Up With Woody For Zombie Bromance http://themovieblog.com/2008/10/jesse-eisenberg-teams-up-with-woody-for-zombie-bromance The Official Home of Correct Movie Opinions Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:09:15 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Joe http://themovieblog.com/2008/10/jesse-eisenberg-teams-up-with-woody-for-zombie-bromance#comment-165346 Joe Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:20:11 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/?p=14648#comment-165346 If there were a textbook on the subject of how not to write a blog post, this one would be on the cover. First, the disgusting birth metaphor made me not even want to read about Woody Harrelson in a zombie movie, which is quite a feat. Second, you didn't even make it a zombie birth metaphor, so it didn't really even match the theme of the entry; it was forced and amateurish. Also, you make an ironic claim "I wish they would just stay in and play video games; I'd love to watch that", but you never turn it into a full on joke. Instead, it just sounds like a dumb idea written by an overly self indulgent blogger. Speaking of overly self indulgent bloggers, there's way too much you in this post. Just get to the damn news nugget, make a brokeback mountain joke, and move on. If there were a textbook on the subject of how not to write a blog post, this one would be on the cover. First, the disgusting birth metaphor made me not even want to read about Woody Harrelson in a zombie movie, which is quite a feat. Second, you didn’t even make it a zombie birth metaphor, so it didn’t really even match the theme of the entry; it was forced and amateurish.

Also, you make an ironic claim “I wish they would just stay in and play video games; I’d love to watch that”, but you never turn it into a full on joke. Instead, it just sounds like a dumb idea written by an overly self indulgent blogger.

Speaking of overly self indulgent bloggers, there’s way too much you in this post. Just get to the damn news nugget, make a brokeback mountain joke, and move on.

]]> By: doug nagy http://themovieblog.com/2008/10/jesse-eisenberg-teams-up-with-woody-for-zombie-bromance#comment-165240 doug nagy Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:20:05 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/?p=14648#comment-165240 I didn't turn comments off. I didn’t turn comments off.

]]> By: Drew http://themovieblog.com/2008/10/jesse-eisenberg-teams-up-with-woody-for-zombie-bromance#comment-165234 Drew Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:04:44 +0000 http://www.themovieblog.com/?p=14648#comment-165234 No one cares what you think about politics...I come to this board to escape it. I will tell you this the more people like you rant and rave about how right Obama is and how wrong McCain is....the more I know I'm going to vote for McCain. Also, you are a coward for posting something like that and turning the comments section off. That's why I'm posting this here. No one cares what you think about politics…I come to this board to escape it. I will tell you this the more people like you rant and rave about how right Obama is and how wrong McCain is….the more I know I’m going to vote for McCain.

Also, you are a coward for posting something like that and turning the comments section off. That’s why I’m posting this here.

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