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Ladies And Gentlemen – The Red Neck Tank Top
A friend of mine sent this to me. I know it has absolutely NOTHING to do with movies, but I just had to share this. I want to make a movie about the person… nay… VISIONARY wearing this. Check out the large version after the jump.
That is sad, what else can you say. Just hope it doesnt spawn a new fashion trend at local county fairs.
lol you really think this would become a fashion trend at country fairs?
Looks more like someone ran out of clothes.
I live pretty rural…(proud to be hillbilly bumper stickers have replaced proud to be american). Absolutely not knockin’ it… my point is that as rural or hillbilly of an area I am in, I just can’t see, or pray never to, the little hanes sports bra being the “trend.” But hey the Madonna cone things had their day, who knows?!
That’s…really special, John.
You mean Jane
No, no, I think he means John…the author.
lol it can still be worn regularly.
Oh you white people with your generic white names. Sigh.
It’s alright. Henna is a fairly generic name in Pakistan/India.
Anyway, necessity is the mother of invention. Props to the needy inventor.
Lol, look closely, that’s underwear.
Dude, that’s the whole point.
LOL, your name is AARON
Wow, are you that stupid?
either you are really dumb, or you are a master at /s. if it’s the latter, you win.
Be nice to Aaron, he can’t help it if he won the Captain Obvious Award today (which I’m sure will still be much more exciting than the MTV Movie Awards)
BRILLIANT!!!
That the underwear’s placement still has the dickhead in the same position is not lost on me.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Now that’s a lot of freckles!
Yup, Lindsay Lohan has really hit rock bottom.
This CAN BE sexy, but only if Megan Fox gets into it. Think abouts it.
Think abouts it lots. Hoo Hee Haw Haw
You really do have to give them points for not just going with the tighty-whitey but having fashion sense enough to choose a nice pastel color..!
Since when is jersey gray a pastel?
tighy-whitey’s won’t be able to conceal much especially if she started to sweet… i give her props for thinking in advance!!!
Actually, those were white at one time! That’s what makes the concept even more precious!
Brilliant.
This makes me so proud to live in Virginia and the South…
Wait do you live in Virginia or the South?
Virginia is the south he lives in both, but he awkwardly singled one out and then added the other.
As someone who lives in the South, Virginia is definately not part of the South.
As someone who lived in Virginia for years and then left, Virginia is most certainly the South. It actually was where the capital of the Confederacy was situated [for the most part]. Also, while I’ve never seen this particular fashion statement in Va, I would believe it. But I could also believe it in upstate NY; where there is poverty, there are trailers, snaggle teeth, and unfortunate choices.
So basically the head goes through the taint?
This HAS TO be in the next Blue Collar Comedy tour IT HAS TO!!!
Next Blue Collar Comedy Tour? That would be the only thing worse than this “shirt”.
“If you wear a pair of underwear as a tank top…”
“You might be a Redneck.”
i wonder what it looks like from the front…
& if megan fox started wearing this & guarantee other girls would follow
HAHAHAHA that’s awesome!
Isn’t this the new Hanes ad campaign? I heard it got pirated and was pre-released.
After looking at this I can’t stop but have that old slogan “wait till we get our hanes on you” stuck on my head and go over and over again. Awesomeness all around.
lol totally forgot about that. Talk about brand loyalty
that’s sad but very creative.
I have been fascinated with art and the art world (2 degrees in it, sigh) and I declare that this is cool.
Took me a long time to grok it, took reading some comments. It’s underwear. – and I thought of an odd sports bra cut up. But it’s MEN’S underwear. Obviously men see this faster.
What a joke.
If she had only hemmed that seam then it would look even better. The looseness under the arms doesnt work either. Maybe it’s used underwear, heh. She clearly is wearing no-bra.
I can just imagine the front view. Oh I love this. Thanks Redditor, I will upvote! (Girlname is not my reddit-handle. I am a cloak-n-dagger woman on reddit.)
What would get me is the view from the front. I mean the back section of men’s underwear is
Remove a few seams, use cheaper elastic and cheaper cloth, mark up the garment’s price about a million percent and then it’ll officially be a women’s tank top.
the seams–showing that it is underear — is the whole point!
sorry-i meant underwear
underear…hehe
Oh my GOD! What’s next? A vest made out of chewing tobacco? I can’t believe someone actually wore that out. That’s amazing…
Wow. Congrats on getting to the front page of Digg. This might not be your first but its the only time Ive noticed it. :o
So what did they do with the “wife beater” also none as a tee shirt? Are they wearing that as a diaper?
Geez man you my be a redneck you think???
So what did they do with the “wife beater” also none as a tee shirt? Are they wearing that as a diaper?
Geez man you might be a redneck…No you wrote the book!!!!!
He is rather resourceful.
“Honey? What’s that on your chest? Is that… is that a SKID MARK?”
amazing. I must say I’m very impressed. lol
ROTFL, you might be a redneck if….. LOL
RT
http://www.anonymity.ru.tc
bet there is a brown steak on the front of it.
Oh my god. Recession I guess.
What’s that brown spot on your T-shirt?
Observe it..stare….looks like sh1t.
Touch it…scratch…feels like sh1t.
Smell it….sniff…smells like sh1t.
Taste it….lick….tastes like sh1t.
Thank God we didn’t step in it…lol.
The coolness of the generation
Half slips of 1960s are skirts today, very spontanious way of fashion lol whats the difference!?
Breaktrough!
Why bother saying the picture is “after the jump”? There is no “jump”, the picture is DIRECTLY below the last line of text. Web 2.0 bullshit phrases don’t project intelligence or competency.
Because Joe…. you’re on the specific post page… the context of “after the jump” was for the front page of the site. Think a little… it makes life better.
What size do think those undies are?
At least XL…?
out of all the articles that john posts… this is the one that makes digg?
It’s a “taint top”
LOL! Wow…I’m speechless….and a little horrified.
photo shopped.
NOT Photoshop. I’m sure you assume that the lunar landings were faked too. Stupid people do some very stupid things.
The imagination runs wild over such things:
So, if she wears this all day, what’s HE wearing?!
Yep, big and hairy Roscoe, out prowling at the county fair, drinking beer, wearing:
a) Granny Panties?
b) Something with Hearts and Lace fringe?
c) Crotchless Mesh Panties?
d) A “one-sleeve” Thong?
e) A Running Bra for a Jockstrap?
Imagine the sunburn lines on that.
Where’s the larger picture after the jump?
Oh… there is no jump, you just meant right below…
A jump is a link, people.
That takes reuse/recycle to a whole new level!
Damn it Online TV that was my line… :P
recession indeed
I remember my aunt wearing one of these about 20 years ago. She had sewn up the edges so it didn’t look all ragged around the neck hole. She stopped wearing it the day we snuck a hotdog into the fly and let her walk around a mall for an hour.
I don’t mind if you use one of my photos, but please attribute it to me if so. Thanks.
earthsworld.com
Nothing weird, he just has a disease that his reproductive organs is in a different location then most…aka D*** Chest Man
Actually, I usually keep my underwear until they’re in this condition naturally…
this is so fucking old
After using it, just wear it inside out again…all new!
for those of you who’ve never tried this before, the rear end of briefs give excellent support the the other place men need it.
that’s just bs, what kind of idiot wears briefs as a shirt?
I don’t get it. Whats a “Hanes”? Is that a yankee thing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats all i have to say about that… i mean i know times are tough but jeeze you can find a shirt…
Maybe this was taken after a natural disaster, like Katrina. A fashion disaster is easily explainable by a natural disaster.
that’s no sports bra….
it’s WHITEY-TIGHTIES.
cool!
Is the economy that bad people?
i might try it myself as well…
this site has been picked by one of the famous japanese site… going international
truly revolutionary
I have to laugh at all the chicks leaving disparaging comments. Let a few starlets wear this and they’d all be wearing them. Only instead of getting them out of their husbands drawer, they’d pay $50.00 at the store because the crotch is professionally torn out.
I suppose a skid mark or two could be played off as coffee stains…?
Actually, I don’t think that’s a tank top, it looks more like an early version of a “bro.”
I don’t think this is going to be a fashion…
I propose that it’s on backwards. Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the access slot in the front?
That would make it maternity briefs
I gess all of yall are real young those came out in the earle 80s and sold for 28.99 that some one trying to bring them back they were HOT back then that’s all you saw when you went to the beach all the girls had then on but they were mad better
HELLO !!!!!!!!!
AM I THE ONLY ONE TO WANT TO SEE A FRONTAL SHOT?
wow, how big was the guy using that before her!? they are huge!
oh god!!! this is really happening???
Coming soon to a Coca-Cola 600 near you….
Ahh…What does underwear have to do with X-Men Origins: Wolverine?
So you’re done with this site, because a movie did good at the B.O.
Ok, um, what?
Where are you getting X-Men Origins: Wolverine from this post? Maybe you should return to the main page and go about five posts down from this post, it is the closest Wolverine post to this one at the moment.