Comments on: Video Blog: Screw You – I Love The Ewoks!

By: Rodney

Rodney — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:57:42 +0000

Just a point, but you do realize that Stormtroopers are NOT clones right?

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:23:04 +0000

In response, I just have to say this. Two things.

Hey John, screw you, I love Jar-Jar Binks.
Hey John, screw you, I love the Autobot twins.

But I also love the Ewoks.

By: Derek 8-Track

Derek 8-Track — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:12:11 +0000

These are my 11’s on a 10 point scale
-Original Star Wars
-LOTR 1,2,3
-Back To The Future 1,2,3

And Spielbergs Hook comes in with a 12 out of 10 in awesomeness!!!!

By: mike

mike — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:48:32 +0000

ewoks….now are they really the bad-ass muppets you speak of???the prequels…the clone army is a well oiled machine,they fucked up the ENTIRE remaining jedi order with blasters….to me thats some skilled shit.granted most was sneak attacks but it never seemed that the jedi took anyone down with them…fast forward a couple years…..3 foot high half naked lumps of fur take out an entire storm trooper army with little to no effort.home field advantage aside…i call bullshit!were the clones imbreed that bad that they got retarded as the films progressed to the point an errant taunton fart could in all possibility….blow up the death star??? you complain about the twins from transformers as the piece that ruined the movie,if it wasn’t for things like the ewoks….cute skid kick characters needed for every big budget movie,we might not have this need to add kid friendly stuff to everything.as far as the twins go…love em…could not see how they were rascist sterotypes….they talked like the current generation talks…white or black.to me the twins were about the same as “mater” from your beloved company pixar’s movie cars…slow witted,goofy dialogue,he had goddamn buck teeth for fuck’s sake.finding nemo,dory was slow….wall-e,humans are slow,the grand daddy toy story….rex was slowwwwww.how can you preach love for ewoks but damn near crucify the twins in ROTF as one of the main bash points of the flick.frank millers “300″ is all the explanation i need for ewoks….rejected leper wookies were discarded on a plant thought to die and made a deal with darth satan for super human strength to crush the empire at a later date.some one needs to take wicket…tie it to a stick so optimus prime and the rest of the autobots have a nice furry loufa to polish their over sized ball bearings.oh and now that humans are on endor….celebutard bimbos are probally carring ewoks around in their designer handbags made from the wrecked assholes of all the fans george lucas raped when he made the prequels….and the ewoks.long live the twins…whoooooo!!!!

By: OldDarth

OldDarth — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:40:13 +0000

Blah! Ewoks have and always will be the first major visible cue of the downslide of the SW franchise. The bigger problem with ROTJ is that it it a rehash of the original movie.

By: SlashBeast

SlashBeast — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:31:52 +0000

I see.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:01:45 +0000

Ummm…I’m not a big fan of the Ewoks, but don’t hate them either. Might ROTJ been better without them…perhaps, but then again, Lucas might have done Jar Jar and the Gungans instead and that would have screwed ROTJ to a very painful death.

If you want to see NATURE VS. TECHNOLOGY done right, I would say that Tolkien/Jackson showed us how it SHOULD be done in THE TWO TOWERS with the March of the Ents.

Also – as much as I love the SW OT – LOTR is THE ALLTIME TRILOGY CHAMPION FOR ETERNITY + 1.

By: Dragonslayer

Dragonslayer — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:31:32 +0000

Finally! The video blog of a life-time.

Ewoks are the best.

I actually gotta agree with you, John, I think A New Hope is the best, but that’s just me.

“They’ll eat you after they fuck you up” LOL

By: Rodney

Rodney — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:19:57 +0000

That is their home planet and the highest concentration of their kind, but they can live elsewhere.

By: Rodney

Rodney — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:16:52 +0000

If you read the novels you will see that Stormtroopers are elite military troops and very capable. The movies often illustrate them as less than effective, but these were feared and effective military troops.