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New Jennifer’s Body Poster Online

By Rodney - July 10, 2009 - 06:24 America/Montreal

Since the Jennifer’s Body poster looks a hell of a lot like a mirror image to HBO’s True Blood poster it was about time for a new one. One that shows off exactly WHY people will want to go see this.

This approaches the sexy racy dark horror light that so far Jennifer’s Body is shaping up to be. However I am still more interested in it because of Amanda Seyfried, and my favourite line from the trailer is making up the poster slogan too.

People will go to see this to watch Megan Fox make a murderous demon out of every man’s schoolgirl fantasy tramp.

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» 29 Comments

  1. Ken says:

    Wow does she look great on this poster.AND I MEAN WOW.

  2. ret.ro.bot says:

    Did they get a different model for the poster? That doesn’t look like Megan Fox to me at all. Hmmm…. Anyways… that poster is aweful. Looks very 80’s straight to VHS to me. Maybe that was the artists objective however.

  3. leeloo says:

    meh2.

  4. danny says:

    First they rip off TRUE BLOOD.
    Now they rip off STUDENT BODIES.

    • alfie says:

      that is exactly what i was thinking….

      student bodies.

      ha great film. somehow i doubt this will match the greatness of Student Bodies unless at some stage during jennifers body someone makes a horsehead bookend

  5. Dragonslayer says:

    Thank you God.

  6. Matt Keith says:

    DAMN!!!!!

  7. iknewthiswouldhappen says:

    I am still on the fence about this one, and this poster is not really helping. I get the straight to video/dvd feeling too. The red band trailer was a big plus for me, but I’m not yet sold on this movie.

  8. robertwolf says:

    I get a 80’s feeling from the poster

  9. Scott says:

    She kind of looks like Mila Kunis in this photo.

  10. Eric says:

    So I know I’m in the minority here, but I really don’t understand what has most guys so attracted to this chick.

    She’s not that good looking. Her legs are bony and ugly, she has toes for thumbs and she’s dumb as dirt. I could name about 25 actresses that put her to shame.

    Just curious. Don’t hate, just try and explain what gets you all excited over this girl, cause I don’t get it.

    • bigsampson says:

      easy…her face is very pretty to look at and she is skinny….hey why we are on judging have u looked in the mirror…i mean u must think your a 2 on a 1-10 scale .

      i dont dig her either but thats cause how she tries to act like a 50’s pin up model…but she has a gorgeous eyes and a face i would love looking down at while she was looking up if u know what i mean..i mean serious this makes me wonder if are retarded…i mean you make it seem like she has herpes on her entire face.

    • alfie says:

      I am with you eric. she is obviously not ugly or anything like that but i do not get this overkill about how hot she supposedly is. she looks like a run of the mill hollywood stick figure. maybe if she could act then she might have that extra something but she’s a rathe bland bad actress. nothing special at all.

  11. Raymond says:

    I give this poster two thumbs up!

  12. Beelzebundt says:

    Screw Megan Fox, I’m excited about Amanda Seyfried in glasses!!

    Rowrrr.

    • Beelzebundt says:

      Oh, sorry, I didn’t actually address the subject of the poster.

      It just looks so GENERIC. The pseudo HDR effect on her skin, the grungy, desaturated straight-to-video-horror-flick baloney on the floors and walls, and of course the obligatory letterman jacket font. BLECH!

      The movie itself looks fun and clever, and certainly deserves a better poster…which should probably feature Amanda Seyfried in glasses. To reiterate, rowrrrrrr.

  13. HDpunk says:

    she looks hot, but shes to old to be playing a high school kid.

    • Rodney says:

      She’s 23. In Hollywood thats still about 7 years before she officially can’t play a highschool kid.

      Not ONE of the cast of the new 90210 who play High School students is under 20, and the oldest is 29.

      All acceptable “high school student” age for TV or movies.

    • HAZMAT says:

      I just graduated and no high schoolers look anything remotely like that. Not in my school. But its not just Megan Fox, all movies have high schoolers that look 27 years old.

      IM a senior, im 18, shes a fucking college graduate.

    • alfie says:

      well we should all base our opinions on what the casting agent at 90210 does. after all that is a well made program.

    • Rodney says:

      I used 90210 as an example, but there are very few “high school students” who play high school students on TV and movies.

  14. Chris K says:

    Hell Ralph Macchio played a teenager well into his 30’s, some actors can just pull it off for a long time.

  15. Lily says:

    Actually, I want to see it because of Amanda Seyfried. And that Diablo Cody wrote it.

  16. wow, i love megan fox movie…

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