Megan Fox is tired of Megan Fox

Megan Fox recently did an interview in Rolling Stone magazine where she complains about how the big Hollywood lifestyle is getting her down. Then in perfect Megan Fox form she absurds herself into a quotable quote that may just define her career forever.

“I’m really tired of being exploited and having everything I say sensationalized. It’s an unbearable lifestyle.” On that note, I think it would be really fun to exploit her by sensationalizing something she said.

To wit: “Men are scared of powerful, confident vaginas. But I wasn’t born with a special vagina.”

But what you were born with is a killer rack and sensual good looks that qualify you for eyecandy roles.

I don’t hate Megan Fox, and I don’t understand the hate that she gets. I find entertainment in her god like ability to shape words out of the verbal farts that come out of her mouth. I wonder if really she is as vapid as she is portrayed in every public forum we have witnessed her in.

I mean, Fox is what Fox is. Eyecandy. Can she really expect much more when she got her first major film role in a movie because she gave the director a chubby while washing his car?

I don’t mind when Fox is cast in roles made for a hot girl bending over a car with her midriff glistening in the heat. Shes great at that right? But when Jennifer’s Body put her in the lead role and all the marketing surrounding the film was enticing you to see it because of Megan’s Body or Megan’s lesbian kiss scene, or that there was a chance she would be NAKED… we made some assumptions about her again.

Could she come around and prove to be a fine actress? Sure she could. I just don’t see that potential.

She’s eyecandy. And that is not a bad thing. She can get a lot of money working roles that require eyecandy that don’t even need her to be naked. That’s a good living.

If I was typecast as a slightly chubby blogger geek in his 30s and my agent was lining up films for me to be in, I would ride out that train to the very end!

Just remember that Miss Fox said it herself. Her vagina isn’t anything special.

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