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April 18, 2009
One-Eyed Monster Trailer Online
— Posted by Rodney
I have always found monster/slasher/killer movies to be scarier when you don’t see the killer. Obscured figures, suggestive shadows and noises build the suspense. These are the hallmarks of true horror. If only they could find such a creature that could strike terror into the hearts of some campers in a secluded camper. Well Pornographic Star Legend Ron Jeremy has always had… a presence. But in his first film he is to star in that wasn’t a porno, it still ends up being all about his dick. Justin tipped me off to this gem: Dear God in Heaven. This could possibly be the BEST horror comedy film of all time. This will find its way on to my DVD shelf. Far out of the reach of minors. This post was written by :
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looks better than that zombie striper piece of crap.
Why haven't we been tracking the progress of this movie since day 1?
Just a point of order here, this is not Jeremy's first non-porno film, as he has been making mainstream films for at least the last 25 years, including the non-porn comedy film Being Ron Jeremy which came out about 5 years ago.
ron is so grosss. we were in the same flight last month. he sat two seats in front of me. i took pictures of his nasty hair. haha. this movie looks so hilarious.
"It's a dick, but it's not attached to anyone" hahahah
"But in his first film he is to star in that wasn’t a porno" - Hey now, what about Orgazmo?
Oh COME ON Rodney. He repeatedly appears in nearly every act in the film, and he's one of the villain's main flunkies in the final climax (no pun intended) of the story. How on earth is that a cameo?
Ron Jeremy has been in a bunch of films as a glorified extra or smaller parts like Boondocks Saints and Detroit Rock City. From the looks of this trailer he seems to exit the film fairly early on so I don't think it's right to say that he "stars" in it like it means he's the main actor.
Star. Jeremy (and other pornstars) were cameos.
"It's got a name... Ron." LOL! Hilarious. I just have to see this.
WTF...but i must admit some of that looked funny as hell. and those posters are ridiculous lol
That is FUNNY! Could be a CULT classic. chuck
Dang on the posters they ripped off The Omen, Jaws, E.T., and The Exorcist. But lol it was funny lol that last ;line with the black dude was hilarous, the whole thing looks hilarous, kinda creepy but not really
Thanks for posting that Rodney, I never would have known about it otherwise and it looks hysterical.
the posters are hilarious. http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/31313/hilarious-one-eyed-monster-poster-gallery
Oh.My.God. This is one *beeped* up trailer. Let's hope the movie will be as awesomely trashy and crazy.
...oh my god...