Lindsay Lohan to star in Porn Biopic and a Slasher
Posted by Rodneyon 19. 05. 2010in News Chat
You know, if you want to make a comeback from your self sabotaged film career, you have to shake things up a little. And Lindsay Lohan only knows how to shake a martini, so she is resorting to shock casting to star in a porn star biopic, and then fall back on some good slasher fare.
Cinemablend shares:
Linday Lohan would be starring as Linda Lovelace, star of the infamous porno Deep Throat, in Inferno, which will chronicle Lovelace’s work as an anti-porn activist. Today, Bloody Disgusting learned that the Parent Trap double star has signed on to Ryukei Kitamura’s next film, promisingly titled Black Friday 3D.
I don’t think anyone would have an issue with Lohan staring as Linda Lovelace. The edge of scandal of an actress staring in a biopic of a pornstar is lost considering the tabloid existance of Lohan in past years.
And Ryukei Kitamura’s slasher Black Friday 3D would be a good place to see her offer a different kind of screaming.
If Machete can put her back on the map and she nails the biopic, a slasher might seem a step backwards.
I have enjoyed Lohan films in the past, and maybe this downward spiral of hers is what she needed to get out of those squeaky clean teen roles.
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“If Machete can put her back on the map and she nails the biopic, a slasher might seem a step backwards.”
Rodney…take a look at the name again.
Ryukei Kitamura of Versus and Midnight Meat Train fame.
That makes a lot of difference than just a by-the-numbers slasher pic.
I was one of the only people who actually enjoyed Midnight Meat Train a lot. Versus has always been a staple in my japanes viewing recommended films to friends.
She was already out of those “squeaky-clean teen roles” before she fell apart. Mean Girls wasn’t exactly squeaky-clean, just a great little movie. I hope she pulls it together, because it’s sad to see people fall apart at the seams. I don’t even care who that person is, I root for them.
I hope she bounces back. I’ve always been a fan of hers.
Can’t wait to see her naked… what?