Oh god, the end is near.  I’m just catching wind of news that Katt Williams has joined the cast of Scary Movie 5 alongside Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. I kid you not. The news comes courtesy of the fine folks over at Comingsoon:

Katt Williams has joined the cast of Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, says a story at The Hollywood Reporter. The franchise comedy is now in production for an April 12, 2013 release…

 

…Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody (Tisdale), a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra (Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry (Shannon), gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

I see the cocaine lines getting made from here, it’s in the shape of a mountain. Now we can look forward to the end result of this cocaine induced film. Great. Haunted House is looking better and better…

Via: Coming Soon