Well, I wasn’t expecting anything this bad, but apparently, the new Punisher film is really terrible enough to invoke random cutting of one’s self. The two reviews I’m referring to so far are on Ainitcool.com and really need to be read to grasp the scope of hatred for this movie.
– Review #1 – Harry Knowles
– Review #2 – Pyul MacTackle
Here’s just a few beauty quotes… Ready?
—“This flick had all the technique of a sculptor wearing oven mitts…” – Harry
—“if you think that there is no way on planet earth that you can think fondly about the old Cannon Films version… then go check this unflushable turd out. “ – Harry
—“The Punisher is ass, sheer, raw B-grade movie ass, upon which festering pimples threaten to burst at any moment.” – Pyul
—“You’ll actually want to be anywhere but in a theatre showing this mindless drek, because this movie fails to entertain on every level. It is, Hands down, the worst theatrically distributed film I’ve seen this year.” – Pyul
And Best Quote So Far:
—“Honestly, this is what happens when you cross Death Wish with 2 Fast 2 Furious while cranking up the butt rock on your brother’s Camero.” – Pyul
Well, how about that, maybe I’ll be waiting until it plays heavily edited for time and content on a Pan& Scan TBS broadcast. That might be wise…
