The Chicken Little Trailer: The Best Disney Can Do Without Pixar? Good Grief.

Okay, I realize that putting 2 Disney posts in a row (see below), you can get the idea that Disney’s business moves sorta bug me. And from that, some would assume that I’m saying that the Chicken Little Trailer sucks just because I don’t like Disney — But folks, the Chicken Little Trailer really DOES SUCK. No Seriously.

The Trailer.

Its got a character that isn’t high in “cuteness”, “attitude” or colour – and it plum isn’t funny. (This is nit-picking, but the voice-overs sound so “separately recorded” and spliced together – besides the fact that the voices are trying WAY too hard – it’s driving me to the bottle.)

Let this be a lesson for all you fat-cat future CEOs out there. When you release the best 3-D animators in the world and then try and do the same job they were doing yourself: It won’t work. It won’t be good, it won’t be pretty or happy or neat. It’ll be dumb and so are you. So’s your mom.

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