Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2. This is not a Joke. There’s a Trailer to prove it.

One of the worst movie-related experiences my eyes have been scathed by was, now try and imagine this for a second – being practically FORCED to watch Baby Geniuses -TWICE- while on a 46 HOUR bus ride. … … You almost barfed didn’t you? I lived. Barely. If you feel real bad, send money.

Since then, and though I have conquered my ability to sit in a bus, I doubt I will ever, not that I’d want to, overcome the need to avoid all things “Baby Geniuses” related for the rest of my natural life.

And today I stumbled on THIS TRAILER. (THIS ONE for Quicktime) I Hate Earth. No really, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2????? What in Sam-blazes???? With Jon Voight?? And Scott Baio? Mother HUMPER!

They made a sequel. They made a SEQUEL!! HOW THE MOTHER F##&$!(@#$%??? I’d expect to see the forgotten sequel to Mac & Me before I saw this get through a studio. And from this trailer, I can’t see any reason why this next movie isn’t going to rape my ocular cavities as spectacularly as the last one did. – That is, of course, assuming I’ll see it – which I won’t – Unless I’m paid – – – 8 Billion dollars.
My nerve synapses have been misfiring for the last 20 mintues. I can’t quite comprehend why anyone thought that “Baby Gen;;ks###kf[]” [sorry] would be a good idea. Or, going even furthur, how it would turn out to be anything but a complete “Punch-myself-in-the-Crotch-a-thon”. I don’t even want to think about this.. I can’t take it – I need to hit an orphan. Excuse me.

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