We Have A Winner!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the polls have closed, a ton of entries were submitted and we have ourselves a winner for our Takashi Miike DVD contest. Thanks to everyone who participated and if you didn’t win this time keep your eyes open for another giveaway contest launching next week … So who won and with what? Well first I present to you our runner-up captions:

KungFuGuy almost made it two for two on contest wins with this entry:
“Not only do you get the carving knife, the set of 4 steak knives, the paring knife and the melon scooper. But if you call in the next 30 minutes we’ll also give you the penile add-on absolutely free. That’s a $29.95 value for free. Watch as our lovely assistant Colin slices through this 1977 American Motors Hornet like it was tin foil”.

From Nick we had this one:
“…dear jane, life is hard in the Yakuza – Tatsuya never gives me the good guns, and Hideo is always scoring the good hits, and well…there’s a car at this moment disabling my crotch. Ps – tell mom hi!”

The final runner up entry comes from Joel:
“After years and years of finding creative ways to relieve himself, Homeless Bob took the cake when he mixed his Colt 45 with a bit of red bull and plant fertilizer to create in his kidneys a concentrate urine to piss himself through the middle of a parked car.”

And our winner comes from Jeff who tweaked up the photo a bit (hey, I never said you couldn’t …) and came up with this:

Yakuza Sebring.jpg

“Moses performs a modern-day miracle by parting The Red Sebring.”

Congratulations to Jeff, proud owner of two fine new DVDs.

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