Oh wow… you know what’s NEVER been done before??? You know what would be a really unique and original idea for a movie that I bet no one has ever even thought of??? Take a popular music artist and put them in their own movie where they play a character who dreams of a music career! Oh wait a second… THAT HAS BEEN DONE 1000 FRICKEN TIMES ALREADY!!!!! Will someone please stop this madness!?!?!
Ok, I know you regular readers are probably sick and tired of me ranting about how much I hate it when non-actors (or sucky actors as the case may be) are given roles in film… ESPECIALLY when they’re music icons who have no business on the big screen. So now 50 Cent is in on the act. Good grief Charlie Brown. Yes that’s right. They’re making a movie with 50 Cent as… are you ready for this… a street guy with dreams of making it in the music industry. SHOCKING!!!!
Make no mistake about it folks… this movie is not about creating “art”… it’s not about the love of film. This movie is all about being a huge MONEY GRAB. 50 Cent fans will buy tickets to see it just because 50 Cent is in it… and who cares if he, or it is any good. And no matter how bad it turns out to be, those 50 Cent fans will swear it was “awesome” because of the very fact that they’re 50 fans (just look at our forum for “You Got Served” to see this dynamic in action). I need a nap I’m so frustrated.