I laughed out loud at work (yes don’t tell anyone I write some of these at work) when I read this story from ComingSoon. The plot outline is fantastic, and I wonder what the hell the production team were on when they thought this one up.
“Snakes centers on a ruthless assassin who unleashes a crate full of lethal snakes aboard a packed passenger jet over the Pacific Ocean in order to eliminate a witness in protective custody. The rookie pilot and frightened passengers must band together to survive.”
“Hey dude…” [drag] “…I hate flying.”
[drag] “Yeah, I hate snakes”
“Woooah. How about a movie where a snake hijacks a plane?”
“How about a whole family of snakes going on holiday?”
Surely this is Airplane III?
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