Santa’s Slay

santagoldberg.jpgOh my goodness. Every once in a while I come across a film concept that is so ridiculous that I can’t wait to see it. Santa’s Slay, staring Bill Goldberg (yes, the former wrestler) is coming soon. And wow… what an idea.

according to the guys at Filmrot, the idea is a simple one. Santa Clause is actually the son of Satan (said with my best Church Lady voice). Yes, that’s right, the Lord of Darkness. Anyway, Santa Clause isn’t the sweet loving jolly old elf that we think he is. Oh no. The only thing that has kept him behaved for the last thousand years is a pact made with an angle… but that pact is about to run out this Christmas eve, and Santa will be free to begin his merderous rampage! I LOVE IT!

I DARE you to tell me this isn’t a hilarious idea. No matter how bad the movie is, I’m going to have fun watching it.

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