Did you read the title to this post? Yeah… well theres not much more I have to offer here. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous was the worst film I’ve seen in 2005 so far.
The real disappointing thing is that I actually really liked the first Miss Congeniality… and yes I’m straight.
Where the first film was cute, witty and sort of charming, the second is just a mishmash of cheap site gags, lousy slapstick, and punchlines you could see coming from a mile away. This film is a painful experience.
If they gave William Shatner about 50 more lines the movie may have been salvageable… but they didn’t. Good grief, between this and Guess Who, you’re all better to stay home this week until Sin City comes out on Friday.