The unholy hell child, Toy Story 3, is still being spawned. For those of you who may not know, the idiots over at Disney have decided to go ahead and make a Toy Story 3 without Pixar. Bad bad bad move.
This is an abomination against all that is good and nice. Everyone knows that Toy Story is Pixar… Pixar is Toy Story. Yes, Disney has the RIGHT to make this “movie”, but I also have the right to pour orange juice in my eyes… that doesn’t mean I should do it. The good folks over at Anaova give us this little bit about the release date for the Bastard Child of the original Toy Story movies:
Disney says it plans to release Toy Story 3 in the summer of 2008. The third installment of the animated franchise will be the first produced by Disney without Pixar, the company which originated the tale of the boys’ toys that have lives and adventures of their own, reports Variety.
Make no mistake about it. I WILL NOT see Toy Story 3 under any circumstances. I know that some people often say things like that and see the movie anyway… but I’ve never said it. I will NOT step foot in a theater that shows this cursed sin… at all. If Jesus himself appears to me and says “Yo John… this is a really good movie”… well… then MAYBE. But anything short of that forget it.
Note to Disney: STOP!
End of angry rant for the day.