I won’t even justify any of this with commentary. Here are the results:
Best Movie: “Napoleon Dynamite.”
Male Performance: Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Aviator.”
Female Performance: Lindsay Lohan, “Mean Girls.”
On-screen Team: Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, “Mean Girls.”
Kiss: Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, “The Notebook.”
Villain: Ben Stiller, “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.”
Musical Performance: Jon Heder, “Napoleon Dynamite.”
Breakthrough Male: Jon Heder, “Napoleon Dynamite.”
Breakthrough Female: Rachel McAdams, “Mean Girls.”
Fight: Uma Thurman vs. Daryl Hannah, “Kill Bill: Vol. 2.”
Frightened Performance: Dakota Fanning, “Hide and Seek.”
Comedic Performance: Dustin Hoffman, “Meet the Fockers.”
MTV Generation Award: Tom Cruise.
Video Game Based on Movie: “Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.”
Action Sequence: Roland Emmerich, Destruction of Los Angeles, “The Day After Tomorrow.’