How does one spell delicious? Some spell it “Ice Cream”. Others spell it “candy”. I prefer to spell it “Claire Forlani“. This girls has one of the most stunning set of eyes you are ever going to see… anywhere. Oh yeah, the rest of her ain’t that bad either. Mere mortals shouldn’t be allowed to look as hot as she did in Mystery Men. Sigh… getting back on topic…
Claire Forlani has just signed up for the latest Uwe Boll atrocities… Dungeon Siege. The good folks over at Coming Soon give us this little run down:
The Hollywood Reporter says Forlani will play Solana, wife of the film’s hero, Farmer, played by Jason Statham. Forlani has appeared in such films as Mystery Men, Meet Joe Black and the upcoming Green Street Hooligans.
Originally released in the United States on April 5, 2002, “Dungeon Siege” is an action/fantasy role-playing game (RPG) designed by Chris Taylor, president and creative director of Gas Powered Games. Published by Microsoft Game Studios, “Dungeon Siege” features a fantasy world where the inhabitants must battle evil forces attempting to take over their kingdom.
I’ll leave the big “How the hell does Uwe Boll keep getting director job?” question for another post… a long angry post. But for now all I’ll say is that I’ll probably see this film if for no other reason that to stare at a particular member of the cast. I’m so lonely.
