Oh yes my friends, Castlevania the movie is on it’s way. Why castlevania? Well… why not Castlevaniz? they’re making every other video game into a pathetic movie… why not this one too?
Oh but wait! Perhaps they’ll get a guy with a solid track record for fantastic filmmaking to helm the project and will give us a classic epic film to revolutionize the whole video game genre of films!
Oh wait… who is that? Oh… it’s Paul WS Anderson (RESIDENT EVIL, SOLDIER, AVP). Oh… well forget that then. Here comes another pathetic Video Game adaptation movie. OhhRaahh.
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