This isn’t even funny. Apparently one of the front runners to snag the leading role in a movie about Mother Teresa is… are you ready for this? Paris Hilton! Paris Hilton!?!?!? Little miss “One Night In Paris” internet porno queen, I’m only famous because my family is rich, no talent poster child as one of the most beloved and revered human beings of all time? The very idea pisses me off to no end.
The good folks over at M&C give us the vomitous news:
The hotel heiress is wanted to portray the saintly charity worker by award-wining Indian director T Rajeevnath in a biopic on the nun’s life. Rajeevnath got the idea to cast Paris in the unlikely role after being impressed by her when she refused to strip off for Playboy magazine.
So she might be a good choice for an actress because she didn’t strip for playboy!?!?! Hell… then why not give me the role. Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa. It sounds more like a failed Saturday Night live skit.
Ok, let’s just forget about the irony of a perceived little talentless slut playing a great woman like Mother Teresa… hey it’s just acting right? Well at LEAST give us a REAL ACTRESS to play the role! Good grief. If this actual happens I’m giving up on movies… and the human fricking race.
