The MTV Movie Awards mean absolutely nothing. Zero. Ziltch. Now, having said that, I have to admit that the show itself is pretty entertaining (just please for the love of all that is good and holy don’t let either Lindsay Lohan or Jimmy Fallon host the show). The Gollumn acceptance speech for Best Digital Character was television magic!
So even though the awards don’t mean anything, here are the 2006 MTV Movie Awards nominees (my picks are bolded):
BEST MOVIE
* The 40-Year Old Virgin (Universal Pictures)
* Batman Begins (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* King Kong (Universal Pictures)
* Sin City (Dimension Films)
* Wedding Crashers (New Line Cinema)BEST PERFORMANCE
* Joaquin Phoenix – Walk The Line (20th Century Fox)
* Jake Gyllenhaal – Brokeback Mountain (Focus Features)
* Rachel McAdams – Red Eye (DreamWorks SKG)
* Steve Carell – The 40-Year Old Virgin (Universal Pictures)
* Terrence Howard – Hustle & Flow (Paramount Classics)
* Reese Witherspoon – Walk The Line (20th Century Fox)
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE* Owen Wilson – Wedding Crashers (New Line Cinema)
* Adam Sandler – The Longest Yard (Paramount Pictures)
* Steve Carell – The 40-Year Old Virgin (Universal Pictures)
* Tyler Perry – Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family Reunion (Lions Gate Films)
* Vince Vaughn – Wedding Crashers (New Line Cinema)BEST ON-SCREEN TEAM
* Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen & Romany Malco – The 40-Year Old Virgin (Universal Pictures)
* Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott & Jessica Simpson – The Dukes of Hazzard (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Jessica Alba, Ioan Gruffudd, Chris Evans & Michael Chiklis – Fantastic Four (20 th Century Fox)
* Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson & Rupert Grint – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson – Wedding Crashers (New Line Cinema)
BEST VILLAIN
* Cillian Murphy – Batman Begins (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Hayden Christensen – Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (20 th Century Fox)
* Ralph Fiennes – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Tilda Swinton – The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (Disney Pictures)
* Tobin Bell – Saw II (Lions Gate Films)BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
* Andre “3000” Benjamin – Four Brothers (Paramount Pictures)
* Isla Fisher – Wedding Crashers (New Line Cinema)
* Nelly – The Longest Yard (Paramount Pictures)
* Jennifer Carpenter – The Exorcism of Emily Rose (Screen Gems)
* Romany Malco – The 40-Year Old Virgin (Universal Pictures)
* Taraji P. Henson – Hustle & Flow (Paramount Classics)BEST HERO
* Christian Bale – Batman Begins (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Jessica Alba – Fantastic Four (20 th Century Fox)
* Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Kate Beckinsale – Underworld: Evolution (Screen Gems)
* Ewan McGregor – Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (20 th Century Fox)SEXIEST PERFORMANCE
* Beyonce Knowles – The Pink Panther (Sony Pictures)
* Jessica Alba – Sin City (Dimension Films)
* Jessica Simpson – The Dukes of Hazzard (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Ziyi Zhang – Memoirs of a Geisha (Sony Pictures)
* Rob Schneider – Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Sony Pictures)BEST FIGHT
* Kong vs. The Planes – King Kong (Universal Pictures)
* Stephen Chow vs. Axe Gang – Kung Fu Hustle (Sony Pictures Classics)
* Angelina Jolie vs. Brad Pitt – Mr. & Mrs. Smith (20 th Century Fox)
* Ewan McGregor vs. Hayden Christensen – Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (20 th Century Fox)BEST KISS
* Jake Gyllenhaal & Heath Ledger – Brokeback Mountain (Focus Features)
* Taraji P. Henson & Terrence Howard – Hustle & Flow (Paramount Classics)
* Anna Faris & Chris Marquette – Just Friends (New Line Cinema)
* Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt – Mr. & Mrs. Smith (20 th Century Fox)
* Rosario Dawson & Clive Owen – Sin City (Dimension Films)BEST FRIGHTENED PERFORMANCE
* Rachel Nichols – The Amityville Horror (MGM)
* Jennifer Carpenter – The Exorcism of Emily Rose (Screen Gems)
* Derek Richardson – Hostel (Lions Gate Films)
* Paris Hilton – House of Wax (Warner Bros. Pictures)
* Dakota Fanning – War of the Worlds (Paramount Pictures)
