Oh Delicious! News on The Transformers movie front has been pretty scarce of late, and now there finally seems to be some significant news. It looks like a whole bunch of casting for the human characters has been done. The good folks over at Cinematical give us this:
some major casting moves. The list is long, and contains several actors familiar to director Michael Bay. They are, in no particular order, Jon Voight, Michael Clarke Duncan, Josh Duhamel, Bernie Mac, Tyrese, John Turturro, Rachael Taylor, Megan Fox, Travis Van Winkle and John Robinson.
Ok, I have to admit I like that list… HOWEVER….
After doing some reading… these are all HUMAN characters. I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE FRIGGING HUMAN CHARACTERS!!!! I don’t want the Transformers movie to focus on a bunch of humans! I want to see giant robots beating the crap out of each other and throwing each other through buildings and mountains.
The thing that I’m worried about is that every human character cast is more minutes of human screen time. Every minute of human screen time is one LESS minute of Optimus Prime screen time!!! This is too many relevant human characters!!!! All I want to see is Braun kicking Thundercracker in the face! (If you know what I’m talking about, congratulations, you’re officially as big of a geek as me).
Your thoughts?
