I love Disney easter eggs. The first one I really noticed was in The Lion King, when Simba flops himself down on the edge of a small cliff and the dust that kicked up formed the word “Sex” in the breeze for just a split second. Hilarious!
But now it looks like the sweet little hottie from the sea, The Little Mermaid, is getting into the act too (and let’s face it, we all know she dresses like a $5 hooker). The good folks over at Cinematical give us this about the new Princess Shimmering Light Ariel doll:
The doll’s voice track is supposed to spout banal, Disney-approved pap like “you’re a wonderful friend” and “sparkles are so beautiful,” but 40-year old Stephanie Herrera claims that pushing Ariel’s voice button three times quickly with a specific rhythm causes the doll to blurt out something that sounds exactly like “You’re a slu-ut.” According to insidebayarea.com, the claim has been verified by at least one other person.
So what’s next? A Princess Fiona talking doll that says “Oh ya baby, play with my anatomically correct parts”. Where were these toys when I was a kid?
